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The hermetic Crab
Currently government property in the US Navy. This is a comedy blog with the occasional mind blowing science or cool thing thrown in. Enjoy your stay.
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I once was an IBM janitor,
Vaccuum pilot, silent navigator.
The hum of machines, my peace was found.
Electrical buzz, in its rhythm I drowned.
Given these keys, with so much trust. Silicon, solitude, fluorescence and rust.
I wandered rows of blinking lights. thousands of lunch breaks with food-free bytes.
A kingdom of circuits, with ghosts inside. I leave at dawn catching not one eye
Among server racks with dust on top, a hermit wanders, with broom and mop.
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Sweet behind the bed cubby. Could sleep back there for sure.
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Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐
To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.
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Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.
~ Cowan’s Auctions
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Gotta love how "conservative appearance" is just based on shit from the 50s or whatever and never changes with the times.
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Lil drawings of ghosts based on some synonyms for ‘ghost’ & what vibes I get from each one.
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Ran it through DALL-E 2.
He bought you chocolates btw
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2 gnomes playing patty-cake
HA GET RORSCHACH TESTED DUMBASS, WHAT DOES THIS MAKE YOU THINK OF
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