scottlanganon

[scottlanganon]

Who are you again?

Your conscience 

#the-tony-stark #ant man answers

[scottlanganon]

I will gladly take a photo with you Scott!

Really?!? That’s awesome

#ant man answers

[scottlanganon]

Does anyone want a photo with me?

scott lang deserves more appreciation

[scottlanganon]

Yeah, see…I’m not putting up with this shit. Don’t think that telling me this isn’t directed at me will stop me from putting you on blast, either.

Did you even read the post? Of course it’s about you. Life happens, things come up, we all have jobs or school and lives outside of the internet. Please get a hobby that isn’t sending hate to strangers online because you’re upset they aren’t answering you.

This is a fun thing for us to do in our spare time. It’s not enough for you? That’s too damn bad, don’t interact. Go find another account to interact with if someone isn’t meeting your needs; there’s plenty of us to go around. It’s extremely rude to come into our asks or DM’s demanding our attention; spoiler alert, shit like this doesn’t make us want to interact with you.

Don’t come into my ask box on anon and spew rude things about the other mods on this site. Come off anon if you want to be so bold about it. There isn’t a whole lot I wouldn’t do to defend them.

You should consider yourself extremely lucky and fortunate that you’ve never had a bad mental health day, a family emergency, a demanding job, or literally any of the other hundreds of circumstances that could arise for us mods (actual real people, with lives and feelings) at any time.

And if you have experienced any of these things, I’m extremely disappointed and you’re not a person I want to interact with in the first place. Please exit stage right and don’t return for the next performance; I promise you no one wants to see it.

[scottlanganon]

yes ofc!! i'd love to share some with you <3

thank you!!

#ant man answers

[scottlanganon]

i have some orange slices if you'd like some 🥺

Really??

#i’m #🥺 #ant man answers

[scottlanganon]

Well, we all know who’s going to win.

@morganstarkanon come on, kiddo. We’ll team up, hide out with the ants 🐜

nat! can we play hide ‘n seek, pleease

Well hey there peanut! Of course we can! Let's see if we can get a few more people around here that may want to play, what do you say?

Calling on The MCU Crew Nonnies!

@tonystark-anon @pepperpotts-anon @jbbarnes-anon @steverogersnonnie @samwilson-anon @wanda-anon @visionanon @thoranon @loki-anonn @hawkeyeanon @spidey-anon @dr-darcylewis-anon @grootnonnie @shuri-nonnie @peterquillanon @brucebanner-anon @scottlanganon @torres-nonnie @caroldanvers-anon @valkyrieanon @monicanonnie

And let's not forget all our other MCU nonnie friends from alternate timelines:

@tfatwsnonnie @jbbarnesnonnie @buckybarnes-nonnie @steverogersanon @stevegrogers-anon @lokiodinson-nonnie @wandienoonie @bxckyanon @sgr-anon @rogersanon @loki-anon @captainnonnie @buckybarnesanon @clintbarton-anon

Please, if I missed you (which btw, I'm really sorry, forgive me) don't think you're not welcome! Join in the fun!

Our sweet little peanut, @morganstarkanon wants to play hide and seek!

#morganstarkanon #natashaanon #ant man answers

[scottlanganon]

How are ya liking those orange slices, Scott?

They’re amazing! Was definitely worth the wait

#scott got his orange slices

[scottlanganon]

Fruit bowl update I checked, we have oranges!!! Slicing as we speak

#thank you! #orange slices

[scottlanganon]

It’s completely okay!

Thank you!! I’ve been waiting a long time for these!

I heard you needed some. I hope it's okay

@scottlanganon

#finally... #i got my orange slices

[scottlanganon]

Also because I couldn't resist the pun war going on - what do you call an ant that skips school? A truant!

round of applause 👏

What do you call an 100 year old ant?

An antique!

#ant jokes

[scottlanganon]

I'll check my fruit bowl and see if I can find some orange slices for you, Scott. It's what you deserve.

Wow, oh my god! Thank you!

@charlesblackwood-anon see this?!?

#ant man getting the justice he deserves 😌 #orange slices sound so good rn #charles blackwood anon

[scottlanganon]

You know what, man?

That really means a lot, thank you! Just gimme- gimme a minute, i’m tearing up...

Ok so did somebody finally give u some orange slices or not? Like I was genuinely concerned for u man.

Nope, i’m...i’m still waiting for those orange slices.

#i’m your favourite avenger?!? #holy shit!! #charles blackwood anon

[scottlanganon]

Heya Scott I got a joke for ya.

How many ants are required to fill an apartment?

Tenants.

Do u get it? Like ok imma walk out😂😂

That’s good! I got it!! Here’s one...

What is the top ranking ant in the military?

Lieutenant.

Get it?

#cant go wrong with a good ant joke... #🐜 #ant jokes

[scottlanganon]

Ok so did somebody finally give u some orange slices or not? Like I was genuinely concerned for u man.

Nope, i’m...i’m still waiting for those orange slices.

#i just really wanted some orange slices man... #hurts ☹️ #charles blackwood anon

[scottlanganon]

I- I’m honoured!

What do you call an ant with lots of bling?

...extravag-ant

I’ll walk myself out

No, no. That was brilliant.

#it does #we’re besties now

[scottlanganon]

Hello Scott nice to see you how's it going?

You’re the space chick, right? So cool, you’re such a badass!

It’s going great, thank you! How are you?

#captain marvel is speaking to me- #wow