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Are you leaving tumblr? 😢

Nah, more like reshuffling — I'm moving to a new name for Reasons™️. IRL stuff just got complicated.

If anyone wants the new url feel free to message me off anon and you can have it, for the record, I'm just not shouting it from the rooftops right now. Love y'all ♥️

#<3

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This blog is likely to get either nuked from orbit or abandoned soon and if anyone would like to stay in touch elsewhere, just message me ♥️

I have a new Discord name to pass out if anyone's looking for the old name, too. (If you had me added it's fine, you don't need to add me again or anything. Same account, new name.)

Thanks, everyone.

#it's a safety thing. #i still love you all

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“why is there a dumbbell on the base of your cat tree?”: a tragedy in 3 parts

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Dream of a Thousand Cats

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Dangers of working on a set.

That’s what I said.

#lord of the rings #lotr

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The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

#aurora cornealis

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Look who came back yesterday afternoon right on our feeder! 03/03/2023 Tenants Harbor/Martinsville. Yes the Sharpie!

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these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.

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in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.

#want to ruin someone's life with me? of course you do #lmao

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That feeling when the older ladies at the crafting group doing their millionth giant cross stitch compliment the first cross stitch you’ve done since failing abysmally at it at age eleven ✨

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...