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oh boy 🥺 from ab’s instagram today

#alton brown #good eats #cutthroat kitchen

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the multitasker, placed appropriately next to my favorite books

#alton brown #coffee #good eats

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doing a rewatch of food network star season 11 and i find it hilarious how terrified the contestants were of chef matthew?? and for what? yeah he was honest and extremely cocky but he was also so talented?? i don’t like how everybody including bobby and giada criticized him on how young he is. the same thing happened in cutthroat kitchen. he is young, yes. stop being ageist. it’s annoying and y’all come across sooooooo bitter about young people being accomplished.

#food network #food network star #chef matthew

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today’s moodboard

#alton brown #good eats #food network #i love him #cutthroat kitchen

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i got some new markers today and well...

#alton brown #good eats

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i paused cutthroat kitchen and got this true piece of modern art

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The Signs as Things that have Happened on Cutthroat Kitchen

Aries: "I won Chopped!"

Taurus: The Jack-o-Lantern head/mask thing

Gemini: Chef Matthew spending over $30,000 on salt

Cancer: The BLT Soup

Leo: The first episode where the female chef forgot to put a lid on her blender

Virgo: "This is Chicken Nuggets."

Libra: Alton Brown giving CPR to a stuffed monkey

Scorpio: "Buttermilk Seduction"

Sagittarius: Brisket and Gravy

Capricorn: Chef Yaku busting open coconuts with his bare hands

Aquarius: Chef Millie breaking the rules, causing Alton to chuck her only egg across the room

Pisces: Giada being unsuspectingly served canned chicken

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cutthroat kitchen season 1: make a competitor season their dish with jelly beans!

cutthroat kitchen season 14: force your competitors to take turns dressing up as fucking hannibal lector while being pushed around the kitchen on a dolly

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Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale.

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alton please. why are you this way

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alton brown’s first (and possibly last) season on worst cooks moodboard 

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I made this stupid, dumbass thing. Please enjoy.

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I’m good eats alton, no surprise there

tag yourself, i’m good eats alton

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inktober - tasty

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Thanks for 200 followers 💙

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ART™

#alton brown #foodnetwork #aesthetic #like wtf