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#scurrying #creature #forest #locomotion #fantasy landscape #black void

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#falseknees #ant #comic #hymenoptera #insect #leaf #mystery #confused #cosmic horror #credit card #visa

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#genitals #airplane #aeromorph #living machine #angry #livid #fuming #furious #mad #pissed off #airplane anatomy #sharkplane77

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i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed

#minecraft #sleepy #bug #video game #genital use #slapping

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for those of you who have not heard of Roger Dean, I am showing you Roger Dean's art now. it's really good, he did a lot of album covers in the 1970s. James Cameron made some famous movie about blue space cat people that lifted pretty heavily from some of Dean's paintings and then was pretty crummy about properly acknowledging it

#roger dean #fantasy landscape #space art #yes

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#furry art

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OG from Chowder

#amy rose #is #the sonic the hedgehog problem #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #dying #comic

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#cowboy #egg #black void #🤠 #yeehaw #flailing #🐣 #lasso

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the goldfinches a5re turning yellow again fuck yessss

#spring #plumage #american goldfinch #finch #goldfinch #bird #vertebrate #animal #sexual dimorphism #yellow #backyard wildlife

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Exhibit of a birb turning into a borb in a matter of seconds.

Kleiber (nuthatch) auf der Karlshöhe, Stuttgart-Süd.

#eurasian nuthatch #nuthatch #bird #vertebrate #animal #fluffy #hole #tree #plant

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Paining by Józef Brandt (1841-1915), who did a number of artwork studying 17th Century military. 

 This one is called “Co doprowadziło do upadku znaczenia husarii”

#early modern #19th century #17th century #war #violence #cavalry #gun #weapon #shooting #painting

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As someone who grew up with "I'm not going to praise you for doing what's expected of you; that's not being good, that's doing the bare minimum" I want to encourage you to celebrate every little thing you can. Everything that takes energy and effort should be appreciated and you're allowed to be happy about trying.

#don't be a dick

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I'm not even a goblin and I'm salivating over this

Rainbow Extra, Tim O'Brien, 2021

#rainbow #dripping #mouthwatering #goblin #rainbow goblins #fantasy landscape

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Which wolf clipart?

this fucker:

I call it Lumpy Kiba and I’ve seen it used for car decals, stickers, clipart, traced with varying degrees of obviousness by artists of all skill/experience levels, I’m pretty sure I saw it in some small local company’s logo once.

here’s the original still from Wolf’s Rain (which is not a lot less weird-looking, but it looks fine in a stylized anime where it’s supposed to be), which I saw early in high school and ever since have had to live with apparently being the only one who knows that all these people just fucking traced an anime wolf.

it’s like the goddamn wilhelm scream of lazy art, once you see it you will never unsee it again, and it’s everywhere. and you can always tell because it’s frankly a pretty mediocre trace of an already wonky-looking wolf, so like. you can tell.

here it is on two different bumper stickers (two of MANY, just google ‘howling wolf bumper sticker’ and at least 70% of the fullbody ones will be Lumpy Kiba):

jewelry:

clipart collections that REALLY show off the Lumpiness compared to silhouettes referenced from actual wolf photos:

random art, including my personal favorite, a watercolor where the artist could just as easily have looked up an actual photo of a wolf but chose Lumpy Kiba instead:

a tattoo:

and THIS mcfuckery where he went through the whole process of sketching and refining to make it look like he was drawing a wolf from scratch (the gods know what you’ve done, jon harris):

anyway Lumpy Kiba is the bane of my existence but if I point it out I sound insane so I’m glad I had this opportunity to curse you all with the burden of this knowledge.

#update #lumpy #kiba #lumpy kiba #wolf #dark souls #hat #textile art #copyright

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

#nautical #gender #pronoun #boat #engine #ship

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#dragon #animal person #armor #ppe #sword #weapon #early modern #ruff

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#green moray #moray eel #eel #excited #hungry #dancing #:V #fish #vertebrate #animal #mackerel #capelin #aquarium #animal death #disappointment