the older I get, the more stays the same.
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Its only task was to decay
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to all cat owners following me….tell your cats that i love them. gently poke their paw pads and let them know i care
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For anyone who is still active and remembers me enough to care I just wanted to let you all know I married this girl ❤️
I kissed a girl I really like tonight!! And it was so good, and she is so good. And wow I’m gunna see her again Saturday and I am so excited!!
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you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅
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If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch
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HAPPY LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH OF THE DECADE EVERYONE
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[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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Sălaj, Romania dumitruraulv
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Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.
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