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Hello,how are you doing recently?:) Just wanna check in

hii i'm doing okay :) fighting for my life in this new semester of college and juggling all of my interests but i'm a fighter

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Imagine being friends w this kid for 3 years and when he finally gets mad at you for being more and more of a shithead in public you instantly gotta start acting like a fucking child about it IN PUBLIC effectively burning another one of your rapidly dwindling bridges

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i've been banned from twitter for the day so how we all doing here?

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it kills me that slimecicle isn’t really known on tumblr outside of mcytblr and jrwiblr. the dude is so fucking funny i know he could have a jerma level presence on here if he would only breach containment

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hey guys quick question

i’m writing a collection of one shots for women’s history month about the women of the dream smp and i’m wondering who is okay to include and who isn’t.

Would c!aimsey be good to add even though they don’t strictly define himself as a woman? same with c!eret who is genderqueer?

any help would be great!!

#dream smp #dreamsmp #dsmp #aimsey #c!aimsey #eret #c!eret

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So, you're the one who wrote this then...

“Baah!” the baby replied, his little hands raised in the air.

“Quick!” said Wilbur, “Say ‘I have parents’ in the next five seconds, or we’re taking you home.”

The baby remained silent.

“This is excellent news.”

[Listen, many Twitter users on our community love how you summarize every fic!SBI on ao3 and honestly Arson Baby is a good one that makes me chuckle hard..]

yup that’s me lol i saw that tweet i’m glad arson baby! is getting love :DD

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VOTE TECHNOBLADE

ROUND FOUR:

GOODTIMESWITHSCAR (1)

nominated from Hermitcraft, Last Life, Create Mod Server, Third Life, Double Life, Among Us, The Crafting Dead, MCC

vs

TECHNOBLADE (16)

nominated from DSMP, SMPEarth, Cyberknife, 100 Mcyt VS Natural Disasters, Minecraft Mondays, Sir Billiam, Potato Wars, Hypixel Mayor, Sky Block, TFTSMP, MCC

#technoblade #dream smp

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everyday i wake up and pray my new follower is not a porn bot, and every day i’m disappointed

what is it about my blog that attracts porn bots

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what is it about my blog that attracts porn bots

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An SBI AU based on the anime Kotaro Lives Alone! Tommy is a 4 year-old living alone in an apartment and SBI are his neighbors! Shenanigans ensue!

An excerpt below for the hesitant:

The showers were communal without any dividers for individuals, save for one in the corner for special cases. Technoblade and Tommy took two showers available next to each other and began to scrub their heads with shampoo. Techno made sure to lather his scalp in the creamy substance, his long blossom hair relaxing underneath his fingertips.

He’d managed to wash most of the shampoo out when he heard a loud screech from next to him. Out of the corner of Techno’s eye, he witnessed Tommy claw at his eyes and double over as if someone had gut-punched him.

“Techno!” he cried, his eyes squeezed shut, shampoo spuds in the corner of his eye. “My eyes are on fire!”

Techno stood with his hands at his sides, unsure of what to do in this situation. He was only twenty-two and an only child-- he didn’t know how to take care of a kid!

Tommy just continued to stand opposite to Techno, eyes squeezed shut with more shampoo being washed into his eye. Techno made the executive decision to grab the boy’s sopping wet head and pull his bangs back and shoving him under the water, effectively waterboarding the four-year old.

After Techno was sure all of the shampoo was out of Tommy’s eyes, he kept Tommy still under the showerhead and dug his hands through Tommy’s hair, getting rid of any excess shampoo still sitting on his scalp.

“All good now?” Techno finally asked, breaking the silence.

“I could’ve finished washing my hair myself,” Tommy said, his lower lip jutting out as if he were daring to pout.

“Yeah, and you’d also walk out of this place blind too. Pick your poison, kid.”

“I’m not a fucking kid! I’m a Big Man!” Techno did not deign to respond. Tommy’s shoulders hunched inwards as if he were trying to make himself appear smaller. “Still… it’s been a while since anyone’s washed my hair for me…” His voice was uncharacteristically quiet with a certain submissiveness unseen in the child as of yet. It startled Technoblade, but not enough that he would poke any bears about the matters alluded to.

#dreamsmp #dsmp #dsmp fanfiction #sleepy bois inc #sbi fanfic #tommyinnit #technoblade #philza #wilbur soot #bedrock bros

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technoblade :)

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I’d like to advertise an older fic of mine because it’s at the cusp of 1k hits

It’s an SBI God AU that’s a lot of crimeboys and twinsduo // Wilbur is god of word and Tommy’s the god of life. Phil is also the god of life. That is important.

#dream smp #sleepy bois inc #sleepy bois inc fanfiction #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #technoblade #fanfiction #dsmp fanfiction

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i’m so nervous that i’m going to be scammed while trying to get eras tour tickets

someone’s willing to sell to me through twitter but i have such terrible trust issues i can’t tell if it’s legit or not 😭

#taylor swift #midnights #ts midnights #eras tour #swifties

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here’s my captain puffy one shot!

there’s a snippet below

In her mind, Puffy turned around. A woman about a foot taller than her towered over her, that familiar red overcoat with shoulder pads and golden accents tight on her arms while her head was covered by a black tricorn hat. Puffy had seen these before-- she’d seen them in that small ship hidden in a cove a bit aways from the SMP shoreline.

Puffy had called it hers then, but that wasn’t entirely true.

She reached for her scalp. Her head was empty-- just a red bandana covering the top of her hair, her luscious curls falling down her back.

The woman bent down so she was eye level with Puffy, and Puffy realized that this woman wasn’t overly tall, Puffy was just very, very short.

She was a child.

“Little duckling, how did you sneak aboard this time?” the woman asked with a mischievous grin.

Puffy returned the grin. “I walked on!” The woman stood up, putting her hands on her hip and looking around the rest of the ship. There were various workers of all shapes and sizes cleaning, packing the ship, or preparing the ship to set sail. “Who let Puffy on?”

Nobody dared to stake a claim on this action-- who would cross such a revered captain of the sea? To work on this ship was a high honor in a pirate’s career. Puffy found her mind began supplying information like this; information that someone with a history would have known off the top of her head.

“I fought them all, mama! They couldn’t win against me!” she giggled. In her hand was a small cardboard sword, not even painted silver to have the appearance of a blade. She held it up for her mother, Puffy’s pride shining through as she handed it off with two hands.

The woman-- Puffy’s mother, the captain of this ship-- took the sword graciously, examining it up close. “What fine handiwork. Who is your blacksmith, sailor?”

“Papa!” she declared. “I wanted a knight’s sword, but he said pirate swords are better.”

“Your papa is right!” her mother said, lightly booping Puffy’s nose with the tip of the cardboard sword. She handed it back to her daughter. “What should we do with you now that you’re here? I’m a bit stretched thin, little duckling.”

“I’ll just watch! Don’t worry about me!” said Puffy.

Her mother sighed. “That’s exactly why I’m worried. How about this-- I’ll teach you my favorite knot, and you can practice tying it. Does that sound like fun, Puffy?”

Puffy grimaced. “Why am I duckling? I’m a sheep! Baa!”

“Stop following me around like a duckling, and maybe I’ll let you be a sheep again. Like your brother.” Puffy’s face twisted at the mention of her older brother, ten years her senior. Everything about him was muddy and forgotten, like a shipwreck.

Puffy’s mother picked her up by the armpits and placed her on a nearby barrel right by the edge of the ship. She grabbed a wayward rope from the wall and handed it to Puffy. “No more bowlines!” Puffy argued.

#dream smp #captain puffy #dsmp #dsmp fanfiction #captain puffy fanfic

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I’m trying to write a one shot about c!Captain Puffy surrounding her and her mother, but that plotline was basically abandoned and I really wish it wasn’t because her backstory could’ve been really fuckin’ cool. 

I hope with Season 4 (or Season 1, whatever floats your boat) being over, CCs can talk about what they had planned before it all went in the shitter. 

And also if anyone has any headcanons they’d like to share I’d love to hear them. 

#dreamsmp #captain puffy #c!captain puffy #dream smp lore #dsmp

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well i guess they really did blow up and then act like they didnt know nobody