1. saburo likes celeste for her honesty and bluntness
2. chantal loves neil breen movies
3. chan works roughly ~50hrs a week, but she doesnt notice bc shes in the net 75% of the time playing w virtual pets
4. cel has committed vehicular manslaughter maybe 4 times, but its usually a goon she runs over so. no real loss to the earth
5. cel asked adam to open a jar of marinara sauce for her, and when he tries, he shatters it. cel just smiles :^)
6. a client once pissed cel off so bad, she soaked a bunch of cottonballs in a bag of rancid milk, then took tweezers and strategically placed them around their vehicle so they couldnt be found. IN the dead of summer
“Trump is a fascist but Biden is also a fascist for supporting a genocide. The streets should run red with the blood of wealthy planet destroying warmongers. The American Empire must end.”