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secondbutthole · 1 year
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i missedd you and its such a good movie
On the way home from seeing Puss In Boots: The Last Wish with @secondbutthole (who I haven’t seen since before Christmas) and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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secondbutthole · 1 year
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Me and @gapgirltdk were joking that Captains name would be along the lines of crazy as Connie McNasty so i made this. I have too much spare time. I give you Captain McNasty.
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secondbutthole · 1 year
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i sneezed and all this pluj came out
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secondbutthole · 1 year
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I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub
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secondbutthole · 1 year
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comin back to this blog,
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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Hey guys have a furry
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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Waiting for the skit competition to start~
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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Thursday
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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Gordon Satterly, 61, from Michigan (L) kisses his husband Richard Brand, 53, from Texas, at the International Gay Rodeo Association’s Rodeo In the Rock party in Little Rock, Arkansas, April 24, 2015. Photo by Lucy Nicholson/Reuters
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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Just so you know, any “reality shifters” who claimed to go to Harry Potter were either lucid dreaming or lying. 
Why?
In my prime form, Evil Mario, I destroyed every single reality related to Harry Potter that had ever existed, and what would exist in the future. It’s impossible for a Harry Potter reality to be shiftable as there hasn’t been one in existence since the Ice Age in this reality’s time. 
I fucking hate Harry Potter.
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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been so long since a tweet got me hooting like this
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secondbutthole · 2 years
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You know those videos of dogs communicating with their owners using those cool buttons that play recorded words?
Mike and Alison should make one of those for Julian so he can talk to Mike without Alison.
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