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the way supernatural treats food is soooooooo crazy because they establish that sam and dean grew up in poverty and they had such little access to food that dean would have to shoplift bread and go without meals for himself so he could feed sam. but then as the show goes on they make more and more jokes about how much dean relies on food for comfort and can never feel full enough, and how sam stringently follows diets and exercise regiments as a form of control. but it's funny you see because dean likes pie and sam likes rabbit food. it's funny

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Confined...

#fanart

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he can't sit normally even when he's driving<3

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Sam + catching the keys 🔑

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hostile gay stoner aaron bass

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what happened here

#i forgot about this

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i only store my weed in the most worthy of containers

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cas regularly wakes dean up in the middle of the night to try his new strains as soon as theyre ready like once a week dean is just jolted awake to the sight of

right in his face and he always just wordlessly takes the blunt lowkey afraid for his life as cas watches intently

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claire and kevin when dean catches them giving jack weed

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dean in 13x01: jack is going to destroy the world!!!

clark barker: I gotta smoke weed with this b*tch

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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles' sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn't even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what's all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

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non consensually watching dean rake leaves

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Ben edlund looking at the calendar (4 years post-supernatural) and deciding today's the day twitter needs to know destiel was always in his periphery

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i still think there should've been one single dead sam clone among the thousands of dean clones naomi forced cas to kill

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au where bobby's scrapyard is in oregon instead of south dakota and the boys stay there for a summer :-)

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