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#that episode of stargate sg-1 #and I guess technically the dark tower books? #polls

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

#polls #writing

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Deadpool & Wolverine | Trailer

Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. ❤️💛

#deadpool & wolverine #I AM GOING TO SEE THIS OPENING WEEKEND IN THE FANCY FUCKER MOVIE THE-A-TER BY GOD #I cannot express the healing of my soul that occurred from hugh jackman’s wolverine saying ‘fuck’ #this is why we have a multiverse

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@bees--kneecaps and @boobosoofa

#things that make me laugh like a loon #punk

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#you know what grief is? #grief is seeing this and not being able to buy this for my father in law #like this is hilarious #it’s the perfect fucking hat from me to him #but he’s gone and i’m left to see this and imagine giving this to him #i hope there is an afterlife where our loved ones get these presents we see too late

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I was expecting anything but not Bard

#warlock #95% #bard and ranger tied at 80% for second place #quiz #dnd meme

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So I have been working on revisions, swallowing basically every KJ Charles book I can find in Libby whole, running around amusement parks with various family members, and that is why I’m having to visit people’s blogs one at a time (sorry for spamming your likes, folks). I will never catch up. It’s cool. Eventually I will run out of books and revisions and will be back to my normal shenanigans.

#seldnei is alive #tired but alive #read all the books! #seldnei writes things

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Had a hard time stopping myself from overthinking this one, but I think we're finally there:

Pick a song from a bad description! You do not have to recognize any of the songs to vote. Just go by vibes. Pick whichever seems funniest to you. Or most relatable. Or whatever floats your yacht. At the end of the week, I will put all the songs in order from the song with the least amount of votes to the song with the most amount of votes, and share the playlist with you.

If you would like to hear the playlist when I'm done, leave a comment or put it in the tags of your reblog (or just write it in the reblog, whatever) and I will tag you when it's finished. If you're too curious and you just have to know about a song, send me an ask and I will answer.

Also, please reblog! The more votes I get, the less ties I get. (Usually. Last time we had three ties. Maybe all the descriptions were just that good, IDK.) But reblog it anyway. Inflict my weird music taste on your friends, followers, and mutuals. It'll be a good time.

Oh, and for those unfamiliar, let Get Smart! teach you how to frug.

#polls #music #bad song descriptions #chaotic girl summer pt. 2

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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#12 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #holy shit y’all I’ve been here since z was 5?! #the strange vagaries of tumblr

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#Florida USA #fries #chips/potato chips #CHEESY BISCUITS! #cookies #soda #candy (can’t tell if it’s hard candy or gummie candy or what) #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy #also I say soda but FL also has people who say pop or use the brand name

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the best love language is being irritating

#the seldneis #welcome to my marriage

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#how did you get a page from my high school yearbook? #things that make me laugh like a loon

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

#things that make me laugh like a loon

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Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away

#tainted love #things that make me laugh like a loon

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"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."

National Geographic

October 1972

ph. Robert W. Madden

#wait wait wait #that’s a photo? #that’s not a fucking drawing and the water just sort of looks like mercury?! #national geographic #1972 #mercury

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To be fair, that post could have been made by me.

#the joys of mothering a zweeble

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@bees--kneecaps

I feel like you guys are going to have to start sending me shirt sizes so I can mail these out to you.

#things that make me laugh like a loon #this is so you q #yes yes you’re two feet away I could just show you the pics on my phone what of it?