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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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Another update delay for my fic, Finding Home: my computer has bit the bullet. Everything I write is saved to a third party storage, so no need to worry about that, but it’s going to make updating tricky this weekend so I decided no updates. Updates will resume next Saturday.

Thanks for your patience!

#pjo fanfiction #percy jackson fanfiction #lukercy #percy jackson #luke castellan #Fanfiction #writing

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A mating dance (?)

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#DODGEBALL #DODGEBALL DODGEBALL DODGEBALL

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it makes me uncomfortable how frequently attempts to raise awareness about adhd and autism in girls emphasize these kids as quiet, well-behaved, and not noticeably different from their peers. neurodiverse girls who successfully mask and suffer invisibly deserve empathy, of course, but so do the girls who grow up labeled aggressive, inappropriate, or “weird.” a lot of nd girls have meltdowns and social difficulties which are labeled as anger issues and behavioral problems. nd girls are often perceived as “bad kids,” especially if factors like poverty or race are already priming both adults and their peers to see them that way. i don’t think it’s honest or socially responsible to present silently blending in as the only or even primary way developmental differences manifest in girls.  

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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if you're just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Vision (Marvel), James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Maria Hill, Stephen Strange Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Female Peter Parker AU, Post-Spider-Man: No Way Home (Movie), Post-Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie), Drama, Hurt & Comfort, Family, Friendship, Adventure, Slash, Mostly Gen, Past Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Suicidal Ideation, Panic Attacks, Nightmares, Amnesia, Canon Typical Violence, Peter Parker Whump, Female Peter Parker, Always Female Peter Parker, Homeless Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark acting as Peter Parker’s parental figure, Superfamily | Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Parenting Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov Is Not A Robot, Avengers as family, Irondad, spiderson, Song: Hometown Glory (Adele), Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Don’t copy to another site Summary: AU//One night, Penny Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider. The next morning, she wakes up to discover it’s as if her entire existence has been erased – no one remembers her, there is no physical evidence of her besides herself. So she does what she has to do to survive. Enter Tony Stark a year later.//Or, the effects of NWH in another ‘verse. Fem!Peter. Irondad, spiderson.

#mcu fanfiction #irondad #spiderson #peter parker #spider-man #female peter parker #always female peter parker #tony stark #iron man #stony #captain america #steve rogers

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker, James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Female Peter Parker AU, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming (Movie), Drama, Hurt & Comfort, Family, Gen Work, No Romance, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Bucky Barnes, Female Peter Parker, Always Female Peter Parker, Omega Peter Parker, Omega Steve Rogers, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Don’t copy to another site Series: Part 2 of spider-girl & the avengers, Part 34 of thetaverse Summary: AU//Bucky knew that, out of all of the alphas on the team, even Tony, he was the one that Penny was the most comfortable with. He didn’t really know why, but he wasn’t going to question it.//Or, the fourth story in my omega!Penny as the foster daughter of Stony series, spider-girl & the avengers. ABO, but gen work/no romance.

#mcu fanfiction #omegaverse #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #peter parker #spider-man #female peter parker #always female peter parker #steve rogers #captain america

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Wade Wilson, Peter Parker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Female Peter Parker AU, Post-Spider-Man: No Way Home (Movie), Romance, Drama, Humor, Het, Age Difference, Soulmates, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Sex Pollen, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Slightly dubious consent, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Knotting, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Wade Wilson, Wade is 24, Female Peter Parker, Always Female Peter Parker, Penny is 21, Although Their Ages Are Not Specified, Theta Peter Parker, Notes Will Explain What That Means, Ambiguous/Open Plot Details, Song: Burnin’ for You (Blue Öyster Cult), Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Don’t copy to another site Series: Part 1 of fire of unknown origin, Part 33 of thetaverse Summary: AU//After Wade gets hit with a heavy dose of heat-inducing pollen, he does the reasonable thing and flees back to his safe house ASAP. Unfortunately, Spidey decides to do a very unreasonable thing and follow him.//Or, a Spideypool ABO one-shot with a fem!Peter. Rated ‘M’ for a reason!

#mcu fanfiction #omegaverse #abo #spideypool #peter parker #spider-man #female peter parker #always female peter parker #wade wilson #deadpool

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Funny what a little bit of Holocaust denialism will get you trending with.

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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling