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“Its hard to wake from a nightmare if you aren’t asleep.”
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Forbidden rat: possums
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pov you're the one normal writer at nickelodeon in the 2010s stopping the 34th fetish scene from going into the script
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seeing half the posts on here
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Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.
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The most famous Antarctic exploration vessel ever, the Endurance, sailed by famous British explorer Earnest Shackleton, has been found at a depth of nearly 10,000 feet or 350 meters off the coast of Antarctica but only because ice levels are their lowest since the 1970s.
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Soulslike NPC where after you complete their questline they’re gone from their usual spot and you find their blood-spattered armour lying empty beside a river, but if you loot it you run into them again later in some incongruous location, alive and well and complaining about how they were taking a bath because they’d gotten blood all over themselves and someone stole their pants.
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my work friend borrowed my copy of Dune and today I caught him reading it and ERASING THE DOODLES I DREW IN THE MARGINS
I’m sorry you find them “creepy” and “distracting” SIR but you had access to a one-of-a-kind custom illustrated edition and what do you do? you murder my character portraits? oh! oh! jail for 10,000 years!
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Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that
1. we both used the same shampoo and
2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild
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thanks steam
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i love tumblr bc the new meme will be like horse plinko or the ps5 guy and youll go onto other platforms and there is absolutely no mention of whatever the fuck tumblr thinks is funny this month. closed system
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scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase
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