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french teacher: ça va?

me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

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i’m guessing bra stands for “boob restraint apparatus”

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can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

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Day 1: Arguing

Day 2: Alone.

Day 3: Inner Demons

Day 4: First Date

Day 5: First Kiss

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The United States gets a truly embarrassing ‘D’ in reproductive rights. Where does your state rank?

#a- im laughing and crying

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when u really want to talk about a thing but you know that literally no one cares 

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Bob Staake has created a series of “Satire, Humor and Visual Parody of Classic Children’s Books From the 1940s Through 1960s

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i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

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im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face

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making fun of body hair is mean and rude and cruel and you shouldn’t do it. people don’t voluntarily choose to have body hair, and if they choose to keep it its their fucking decision and it shouldn’t be ridiculed just because this culture’s weirdly obsessed with hairlessness there’s nothing wrong with hair it’s just hair stop making people feel bad for having it that’s awful

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it would be terrifying to find out how many hours ive wasted on this site 

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COME ON GIRLS AND BOYS

Have you ever:

1. Skipped class?

2. Done drugs?

3. Self harmed?

4. Drank?

5. Shoplifted?

6. Gotten a tattoo?

7. Broken up with someone?

What's your favorite:

8. Show?

9. Movie?

10. Song?

11. Tumblr?

12. Singer/Band?

13. Memory?

14. Book?

This or that:

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?

16. Cookies or Cake?

17. Twitter or Facebook?

18. Movies or Books?

19. Coke or Sprite?

20. Blind or Deaf?

21. Tea or Coffee?

What's your:

22. Age?

23. Sign?

24. Height?

25. Sexual orientation?

26. Shoe size?

27. Religion?

28. Longest relationship?

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights?

30. Second chances?

31. Long distance relationships?

32. Abortion?

33. The death penalty?

34. Marijuana ?

35. Love?

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost?

37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?

38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?

39. Love someone?

40. Still watch cartoons?

41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

42. Like yourself?

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its 10am but i just saw a brony compared brony hate to the backlash muslims felt after 9/11 so im going to go empty my dad’s liquor cabinet into my shitty body and shed my mortal coil

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21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level

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Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll reach to the freakish original resolution of 70,000 x 30,000 pixels. Then you can enlarge… and you’ll be able to distinguish every single face in the crowd. Creepy huh?

Source: gigapixel.com (via Reddit)

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Dont know if I heard anything more illogical and racist in awhile

p.s sorry for the blanked out last name would have gladly kept it on but thats how it was submitted to me :(