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Chick fil a scammed me out of my drink :(
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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It is not a coincidence that asexuality is becoming more popular as mainstream depiction of human sexuality is becoming more violent. Perfectly normal, healthy young people, are looking at this filthy and feeling understandable disgusted by it. But because sex is depicted by porn and online discourse as violent and "kinky", the disgust for this type of sex becomes disgust of sex in general.
You are not asexual, you are a sane person in an insane world.
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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb
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We leave tomorrow!!!!
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Dear Diary,
Today I cried for Susan Pevensie’s loss today.
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for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome
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i need her so bad
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yes it may be the year of our lord 2024 but that won't stop me from making vine references
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simplifying models for kids in science today
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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
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hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was
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We have monthly Q&A meeting with the senior VP of tech and our next one is a scavenger hunt where we win a $50 gift card if we are the first one to find where he's hiding
Love where I work
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