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cherry blossom wagashi ✿ さくらの和菓子

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

#dame Aylin has entered the chat

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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Angelica Huston looking fine as fuck

#I’m s o r r y ? ? #tf?? #angelica huston #yeesh #*fans self*

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“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.

#gotta tell her how beautiful she is

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Anon said: This one may be stupid but mine color change so I never know

Feel free to tag your eye colour!

#a17 #🖤

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“You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me” Carmilla, 1872.

#heavy breathing #absolutely goated Carmilla cover #this would’ve made teenage me rabid #it is now but you get the jist #sapphic #lesbian

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I see a morally ambiguous middle-aged woman who's a menace to society and suddenly my knees just give in

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chyapchyap_cake

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Gratuitously evil spells for villains to learn

Mordenkainen's Highly Problematic Political Opinions

Spell that causes someone to experience the entirety of The Big Bang Theory in 6 seconds

Spell that causes a needlessly painful death. It figures out the maximum amount of pain it's ethically permissible to inflict based on context and inflicts twice that much on purpose

Fireball but it expands the area of effect to specifically hit all your teammates.

Mildly Upset Person.

Disintegrate but it bestows any object it hits with full human sapience just before the ray hits.

Locate Object but every time you cast it, it kicks a random guy in the nuts for no good reason.

Hellish Rebuke but it hits anyone who isn't attacking you.

Ray of Deforestation

Transmute Food To Food That's Produced Unsustainably And Using Unethical Labor Practices

Nullify Union

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🌙 Lady Isobel & Dame Aylin 🌙

#moon lesbians #dame aylin #isobel thorm #baldur's gate 3 #🥺🖤

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do you think Isobel got to meet Selune because she was dating Dame Aylin.

because I can definitely picture Aylin holding up her girlfriend towards her mom and “behold, mother! My mate! Isn’t she glorious in her splendor???”

#:’))) #moon lesbians #bg3