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herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

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not to be raised catholic on main but my dog and I got separated in the woods and I couldn’t find her anywhere which is not like her at all. I knew she had to be stuck somewhere and I started hiking in a random direction trying to find her, and then I found her sitting politely beside this random statue of saint francis, patron saint of animals, surrounded by (not pictured) antlers, animal bones, and feathers someone presumably finds in the area and places there.

god’s still absolutely never getting me back but i’ll admit this was narratively compelling. if a little heavy handed. probably could’ve gone with more subtle symbolism. 7/10 on goodreads

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Getting high and having to remind myself that randomly sending an "I love u sm thank u for being in my life" text at 3am sets off alarm bells with p much all of my friends even with the best of intentions

#my post

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This weekend, I visited the Galerie de Paléontologie et d'Anatomie Comparée at the Paris natural history museum! It was an absolutely fantastic old-school museum, so get ready for a fuckton of posts just showing off the various things around there!

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the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much

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dude ADHD sucks so bad, it's like one of those audience input twitch streams where people can add new parameters to the game to screw you over for fun. "puddingtruck49 just paid 8 dollars to make you forget your debit card pin in the checkout line"

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I did it

And what if I did draw godzilla and mothra as lesbians? What's the worst thing that could happen?

#godzilla #mothra #wlw au #godzilla x mothra #godzilla x kong: the new empire #wdym this isn't what happened #my art

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the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good

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Apparently people who don't have executive dysfunction think that actually working on something is the hardest part of doing something. And that's why they get mad that you call the rest of the project "easy" after you've finally worked through doing the plan and know what to do when you're working.

So when you're through with the epiphany of how to make it physically possible to make the thing you're making, and you're sharing the plan with excitement, because the hard part is over, and now you only have to get your hands moving and do it, they get mad at you like

"it's not that easy! It's a lot of hard work! >:C"

they mean it, because

to them, working is the hardest part.

They don't have to fight their brains to get started. They don't have to fight their way through making the choices, making the plan, making yourself make the thing. People who don't suffer from executive dysfunction think that the hardest part is actually doing the thing.

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And what if I did draw godzilla and mothra as lesbians? What's the worst thing that could happen?

#godzilla #mothra #I'm doing it

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i love when things are shaped like knives but aren't knives. and i love when things are knives but aren't shaped like knives. i like knives.