The tumblebumble home of ao3's sergeant_angel I write things and do crappy edits. Captain of the Kate Bishop/Matt Murdock and Kate/Steve/Bucky ships. No crossover is too weird, no ship too cracky. Firm believer that Alec Hardison is actually David Alleyne. Marvel, Star Wars, Doctor Who, ASoUE, GoT, ASoIaF, and Nancy Drew games, among others. she/them/bro
Explore Tagged Posts
Trending Blogs
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by sergeant-angels-trashcan and here's what we found interesting.
Inside last 20 posts
Time between posts
3914.8
Number of posts by type
Photo
3
Video
0
Audio
0
Text
16
Chat
0
Answer
1
Link
0
Quote
0
Fun Fact
Tumblr has over 100 million blogs, and only 167 employees.
sergeant-angels-trashcan · 39 minutes ago
Text

punkletariat:

eliasbouchardslut:

if you have a crush on the same person as someone else just unionize

64K notes
Text

616!kate finally getting back to her universe and Din and Grogu come through with her

and just like. Grogu riding Lucky around like a horse while slurping down his breakfast of caviar that Kate stole from her dad

Din and Kate are sitting at her crappy kitchen table sipping coffee all sleep-mussed and bleary eyed and adoring at each other

Kate still gets mushy that he takes the helmet off in front of her and it’s just sweet and domestic

later Grogu has a playdate with some other super-kids

they walk hand-in-hand through central park with Grogu sitting on Din’s shoulder (sometimes he reaches out to Kate, but the only part of her her can really reach is her hair so sometimes he grips his lil claws in her hair to keep her close) and nobody looks at them weird because it’d be weirder to NOT see someone in a mask or a weird suit of armor, maybe he’s like, a DIY iron man, or like Deadpool, whatever, not my business.

Clint is STOKED to be BABY FUTZING YODA’s vodka aunt, gets him a lil hawkeye shirt and a purple sequin skirt and some rad little baby sunglasses and a boba tea and an arrow-patterned baby wrap that Din will use more than Kate because he abides by the ABCs (Always Be Carrying…your baby)

they fall asleep in a pile on Kate’s couch while watching a wolf rescue show 

2 notes
Text

cumaeansibyl:

findingfeather:

maimysantiago99:

keuhkopussirotta:

Oh hey btw, while “totem animal” and “spirit animal” are native american concepts far more complicated than simply looking at a creature and going “mood.”, there’s a finnish concept of sieluneläin, soul animal, a creature that is alike to you in soul (in the finnish pagan spirituality, one’s soul is actually three things, henki, luonto and itse/sielu, out of which the last one is what is distinctly you, personality and temperament). The term soul animal no longer has ritual or religious meaning, and it can’t really be appropriated. If you see a corgi laying down in a creek just fucking letting water run over her because she can’t bother to move and think “same”, that’s your soul animal, and you’re completely free to use the term unless you’re swedish.

“unless you’re Swedish” lololol

Some grudges have valid staying power. 

“this ancient spiritual concept has no real meaning anymore but you know what does? hating the fucking Swedes”

24K notes
Text

hugealienpie:

thehollowprince:

In case anyone wanted to know what Chidi’s Kierkegaard Rap Musical would sound like.

One of the things that made TGP so incredible is that everything was fully fleshed out, no matter how little of it ended up in the episode. Every paper turned in for one of Chidi’s classes? Fully written. A Kierkegaard rap we heard two lines of? A fully composed masterpiece. Always be world-building.

10K notes
Text

dushi-dude:

audrey-hepbae:

funny-tik-toks:

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

72K notes
Text

cipheramnesia:

Maybe this is just petty, but Jared Padalecki being in a new Walker Texas Ranger reboot makes me want Jensen Ackles in a show where he plays a bisexual cryptozoologist and behavior analyst whose adventures primarily consist of breaking down emotional walls in cryptid and monster hunters suffering toxic masculinity and finding a way to help humans coexist with monsters and preserve ecological and cultural history and any time his parents come up he’s like I cut those fuckers out of my life but here’s photos of my polycule full of all kinds of queerness and they are also series regulars who have special skills that all involve specifically not being violent and emotionally repressed so it’s a little like Kipo in that way and then Walker2 goes down in history as the Hercules to the Xena of Love + Monsters.

It’s a little petty but also anything that ever involved Chuck Norris can get fucked.

231 notes
Answer

Kate Bishop trying to bring Dean divorce papers (drunk marriage after a monster hunt dont ask) and seeing Crowley like, 'what's an insurance investigator doing here you dont have anything nearly that nice'

1. Bold of you to assume they remember to get a divorce, also Dean probably used a fake ID, ALSO Sam “legally ordained with each fake ID in every state in the Continental US” Winchester has a vested interest in them staying married since he’s the one who did the marrying. Clint is fine with the divorce because he wasn’t there!!! If you’re going to get drunk married i get to be the one to drunk walk you down the aisle and be your drunk maid of honor girly girl!!!

2. askfja;skfjskd;hafsjk I AM DYING. Dean IMMEDIATELY gets offended because the Impala is too nice!!! And Kate’s just, shut up, babe, you KNOW what I mean

“don’t call me babe, babe!

kate gives him a look that is just. WITHERING. because she’s an HEIRESS, she KNOWS this shit

3. in the hardison-is-prodigy world Sterling/Crowley is like ah fuck. there goes my secret identity. Kate forgets about the divorce to text David UH WTF YOUR SORT OF ALLY SORT OF ENEMY IS??? A??? DEMON??? Nate and Sophie already know, of course, and demon!sterling and Parker had a run in when she was a teen. Next time Hardison sees Sterling he just says “demOn” in the shane madej voice

15 notes
Text

sidras-tak:

Extremely hilarious of Mark Sheppard to play Sterling Leverage and Crowley Supernatural like they’re the same character

bold of you to assume they aren’t

390 notes
Text

toasty-cowboy:

image

Din is completely serious about this.  

Surprise under the cut: 

Weiterlesen

16K notes
Text

On one hand, Kate being Force sensitive explains a lot, but on the other hand Kate should never have powers, ever

9 notes
Text

ofmissing:

ofmissing:

adwd jon IS boring but it’s also my favorite because it’s on purpose on his part. after four genre-shifts from campy boarding school friendship tale to soaring adventure beyond the wall to star crossed romance to war drama he’s finally just like. No. no more of this fantasy bullshit. we’re not fucking doing this. i have shit to do. and EVERYONE around him is just SCREAMING that he’s a magic fantasy protagonist and he’s like, I’ll fucking kill you. I need this to be a plain political drama right now actually. melisandre keeps giving him prophecies and he has dreams about fighting the dead with a glowing red sword and he keeps accidentally warging ghost and getting mad about it and the wildlings swear their vows directly to him in the same manner as they would any king-beyond-the-wall and mormont’s raven is just constantly yelling KING KING KING YOU’RE A KING JON LISTEN TO ME HOLY SHIT and jon’s like. :/ Sorry but i can’t care. nothing suspicious about any of that. i need to go count our stores of salt beef

(via @the-perfunctorily​)

1K notes
Text

Kate is SUCH a bad influence on Yodito, remember how fascinated he is when his dad is shooting people and using the flamethrower? Can you imagine how much he’d love to see something blow up?

Anyway Kate sitting on the floor of the Crest explaining the parts of a bomb to him and Din is just like WHY NO STOP THAT

5 notes
Text

seungjin-chan:

how other people see my enthusiasm in writing fics: passion

how it really is:

53K notes
Photo

anakin-skywalker:

PEDRO PASCAL as Ezra
Prospect (2018) dir. Christopher Caldwell, Zeek Earl

PostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPost
2K notes
Text

neofooturism:

niklas-sagara:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

brazenautomaton:

v3r0:

tilthat:

TIL gorillas only have type B blood.

via reddit.com

B for banana

do you wanna know something extremely cursed?

Horses have 400,000 blood types.

another day another evil horse knowledge unravels

96K notes
Text

astraskylark:

spaghettisaucerer:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

bed bath and begone

144K notes
Photo

iridessence:

toasty-bat:

iridessence:

wolfydawolfli:

totheark:

4-2-2011

I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

babybara

holy shit

Post
61K notes
Photo

incandescent-creativity:

loosecat56:

Yeah so I was walking along and one of the creatures heads lined up perfectly with the moon. It was great.

@albatris

Post
9K notes
Text

bleekay:

the “what’s up” singing scene in sense8 will forever be Fucking Iconic

126 notes
Text

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises

41K notes