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I feel like noir would love Johnny Cash music. The man in black has a lot of light/dark lyrics, and the overall style suits him imo. I feel like he would appreciate the vibe

sorry for answering two days late, nonnie! but you’re SO right for that.

similar to steve in winter soldier, i like to picture that noir would love to learn about pop culture/history/you name it post 1930s. he’d discover johnny cash and would learn his whole discography by heart. not to mention that noir most definitely has the most beautiful singing voice— are you kidding me????! i don’t know much about johnny cash, but are you telling me noir wouldn’t constantly be humming ring of fire? or that he wouldn’t relate to hurt? his new idol fr.

also… this is purely self-indulgent, but thoughts on swiftie!noir??? 🤭

#spider noir #so right nonnie!! #do y’all think he’d be a swiftie :( #i just know he would be #singing atw 10 min version w noir?? #please

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ahhh whattt, you’re so kind what the hell !!! 🥺🥺💗💗 thank you, love! i’m happy to hear you enjoyed my work 🫶🥹

»masterlist

pssst… i got you some fics.

INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE

↳ miles morales

stuck on you like glue

tickle war

↳ peter b. parker

i. one make out session, please || ii. one love confession, please

puppy love

teenage vows

↳ spider-noir

dizzy with a dame

inconvenient feelings

jealousy

i know. i love you, too.

↳ spider-gwen

she plays bass

MCU

↳ peter parker

bruised knees

deux visages  ➩ series ✔ (COMPLETED)

INSOMNIAC’S SPIDER-MAN

embroidered hearts

types of kisses

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OMG THAT LAST X READER IM IN TEARS AAAAAGH your writing is like, impeccable. Thank you so much for answering! I saw the "its coming to an end" and was like, awwwwe. Then I read the fic and was like AWWWWWWE

aghhh, i’m glad you enjoyed it! you’re too kind 🥺💕 i should be thanking you instead because i wasn’t gonna write anything for across the spiderverse at first, but i saw your ask and i felt bad about turning you down and disappearing without one last story.

i mean, who knows?? i’m honestly still in denial and don’t want to let go of my spidey writing days. i had some ideas and i was hoping that once atsv came out, i’d feel motivated to write them again, but i’m sadly still interested in other fandoms :’) maybe after i watch the movie a second time?? miguel do be hitting differently, lmaooo

i won’t completely abandon this blog, though— i’ll still be lurking around because some people still keep finding my fics for some reason! it’s funny but also sweet. thank you all who’ve supported my writing for the last four years 💗💗

#it’d seriously been so long #the way that my life has changed so much since i last posted is scary #i know all things come to an end eventually!! #but i’ve got so many good memories and i’m nostalgic

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sooo.. no idea how old the post was, but if your req are still open, Wholesome Spider Noir? 0u0

hello, love! not sure which post you're talking about, but the last time i posted a story was in 2020, so it's surely been a while, lmao. to be honest with you all, my days of writing for marvel are coming to an end, but when i saw this ask, i thought i'd post something in honor of the sequel of the movie that started it all, since this blog will forever mean a lot to me. thank you for this request, i hope it's enough <3

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Peter watches you now, as you wash the dishes and pass them to him to dry, lather covering your hands and forearms. You nearly drop and break a ceramic plate in the sink, and your humming to a song stuck in your head is replaced by small giggles.

He worries you’ll never know how much he truly loves you.

He knows you understand how tough it can be for him sometimes to be as open and vulnerable. Tribulations and heartache forged his heart, painted his soul a deep blue— like fierce, destructive ocean waves during a violent storm. You’ve reassured him countless times, yet after everything he’s seen, his brain struggles to accept there can exist someone so gentle, so angelic. As war and bloodshed explode around him, you’re like a flower blooming in between the broken concrete—  beauty amidst the foulness.

You wash the soap off your skin, and when you close the faucet, Peter immediately reaches for your wet hands and gently dries them with the kitchen towel. You chuckle. “You’re supposed to dry the dishes— not my hands.”

At the sight of your grin that reaches your eyes, he smiles. So many words, so many languages, so many smiles, and touches of lips, yet neither could ever fully convey this glow in his chest. So many universes, worlds, and people that have entered his life and that he will happen upon, yet he’ll always choose to be here with you. 

He calls your name. It’s an incantation that illuminates his chest and seeps into his surroundings, painting over the blue with glimmering gold. It helps him believe he won’t forever be damaged. No, he can also be the sunlight filtering through the heavy clouds and smoke, caressing the flower. 

Instead of the towel, Peter’s hands now brush against your skin, fingers trailing down your forearms, wrists, and knuckles until he places his palms flat against yours. He reaches down and plants a tender kiss on your forehead, lips lingering for a while. When he pulls away from you, heart racing, he prays you understand.

Your eyes soften, your fingers interlocking with his. 

“I know. I love you, too.”

#spider noir x reader #spider man noir x reader #spider noir x you #spider noir fan fic #fan fiction #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #gender neutral #fem!reader #male!reader #spider man: into the spider verse #sm: itsv #sm: atsv #peter parker x reader

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if peter parker fics has a million fans, i am one of them. if there is one fan, its me. if there are no fans left, i am dead. 😗

LMAO this !!! you and i are the same, nonnie. five years and this fictional man still has a gorilla grip on my invisible balls jfc

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do ppl still read peter parker fan fics or should i just draft the story i was working on for the rest of eternity lmao

#i was gonna post it back when no way home came out but my mental health went absolute dog shit i’m sorry #she had potential </3 #or i could fuck around and rewrite it for another fandom #idk :/

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hey! I hope your day is going well, I was wondering if I can make a request?

Okay so the reader gets a new haircut and doesn’t like it because she thinks it’s to short (idk I’m imagining it that it’s to her shoulders) and Peter comforts and reassures her that it looks good!

u got it, anon! hope this is okay!

“I hate it so much.”

You’re staring at yourself in the mirror when the mumble falls from your lips. Tugging at your freshly cut hair, twisting and turning on the spot to see from a better angle in the hopes that it’ll make you feel better if you can see it from all sides.

In the reflection, you see Peter dump the book he’d been reading on the floor and look over at you from where he’s sprawled on your bed.

“What was that, baby?”

You know he’s heard you, his heightened senses make it near impossible for him not to, but he always gives you the chance to speak up or repeat yourself anyway.

“I said ‘m not too keen on my hair.”

Peter rolls off your comforter and walks over to you, steps light, concern nestled in his honey brown eyes. He takes his place behind you and you lean back, slotting against his chest like all the curves and soft nooks of his body have been made for you.

“You don’t like it?”

You’re quiet for a bit, contemplative, eyes burning holes into your reflection before you glance up at his.

“It’s just so…short? I don’t feel like me anymore. I didn’t realise they were going to cut so much off.”

Peter nudges your fingers away from where they’re still cruelly tugging at some strands of hair. Presses a sweet kiss to the side of your head as his warm hand clasps around your smaller one.

He sways the two of you from side to side a little. Rocking gently whilst he hums a low song you don’t quite recognise.

“Do I look like me to you?”

The doubt slips out before you have the chance to shove it back down your throat but Peter nods quickly, bringing the hand that isn’t holding yours up to brush against the slope of your jaw.

“You still look like you, bub. Still the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. Still my Y/N.”

You go warm, practically melting under his gentle touches and gaze. Flustered when his hand brushes against your neck tenderly and moves down to bracket the soft dip of your waist.

“It’s just a big change, hm?”

And it is a big change. A big and overwhelming change that doesn’t have an easy fix.

The thought of having to wait for your hair to grow out until you can feel like yourself again makes your eyes sting and Peter, as infuriatingly as ever, notices. Catches the wobble of your bottom lip, the watery sheen that covers your eyes. 

“Oh, honey,” he spins you around when your tears begin to fall. As soon as you can’t see your reflection anymore, you find that the burning in your eyes and the weight on your chest eases.

Peter tilts your chin up with careful hands, thumbs sweeping under your eyes and brushing the wetness away.

“You still look stunning.”

“I’m scared it doesn’t suit me and I-” your voice fades into a whisper, “I was scared you’d hate it.”

If you weren’t so upset, the way Peter’s jaw drops open would be comical.

“Baby,” he murmurs, moving his hands up and against your hair, twirling some of it around his finger as he does so. “Baby, baby, baby. My love, my sweetheart, my honey-”

You giggle and Peter’s expression brightens a bit but he doesn’t stop talking, smacking kisses over your face between words.

“You are the love of my life, bub. Having shorter hair isn’t going to change that.”

Peter’s words aren’t condescending or a reprimand. Only a gentle reminder that he’ll love you come rain or shine. Something warm and fluttery blossoms in your tummy at his tone.

“I’d love you even if you decided to shave off the middle and grow out the sides like a mediaeval English monk.”

You snort at this, hitting him on the shoulder.

“Weirdo.”

Peter gasps out in mock pain, catching your hand in his and pressing a kiss to your palm before you can hit him again, “You wound me, dovey. Right here in my heart.”

He gestures to his chest a little left of centre with a pained expression and you giggle again, leaning forward shyly to press a gentle kiss to the spot over the fabric of his shirt. When you pull away, he’s gazes down at you with lovesick eyes for a few seconds before pushing his lips against the crown of your head and pulling you in for an engulfing hug.

“Better?”

You smile into his chest and nod.

“Much.”

#thought i was getting over marvel but who am i kidding #i’m still so whipped for this fictional man !!! #peter parker #fic rex

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hi hun, how are you doing?

hi, nonnie! i’m holding on, but thank you for asking, you’re a cutie 🥺 <3 how are you??

i know i said i was gonna post a new story and then disappeared— very sorry about that! my mental health and writer’s block have NOT been cooperating at all.

also being 100% real i recently got into kpop and that is what’s had my attention the past three months LMAO, but i WILL post that story!! i meant it when i said that i really liked it and i hope you guys do as well :) i just gotta finish chapter 2 since i wanted to post it along w/ chapter 1!

#i hate that i procrastinated bc uni starts next week #and i also got a new job #don’t know when i’m gonna get the chance to write but i’ll fight the universe if i have to

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just wanted to let y’all know that i was hoping to post the first chapter of a peter parker story tomorrow <3 it’s probably my favorite thing i’ve ever written so i hope those of you who read it enjoy it :)

#were y’all expecting me to NOT post a story after nwh?? #especially after andrew came back like CMON

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ok but when is it my turn to have my back cracked by andrew garfield

#my back has been in need of it for like five years now pls #tasm peter parker #sm: no way home #mcu

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hi so very uh random but your 2 part fic 1 make out session please from like 2-3 years ago i just needed to tell you how much i love it. i have actually just randomly started thinking about this goddamn fic like it is one of the best things i’ve ever read published or not. it changed my life

my heart… is GLOWING y’all, this is so sweet!!! thank you so much for your kindness, you have no idea how much it means to hear comments like these 🥺 <3 one make out session 1 & 2 will forever hold a special place in my heart and it’s thanks to people like you, ily

#been wanting to post a new story but i’m still struggling with one part ahaha #maybe i’ll post it before new years who knows

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Meanwhile in another another universe… ↳ SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (PART ONE) (2022) dir. Joaquim Dos, Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson

#my gf and my bf #across the spiderverse

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then                                                              now

#STOP HE LOOKS SO GROWN UP #miles morales #across the spiderverse

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SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (PART ONE) 2022 | dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson

#no bc i’m crying #itsv 1 is my favorite movie ever #into the spider verse

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Y’ALL I GOT MY NO WAY HOME TICKETS LETS GOOOOO

#were y’all able to get them #it was a rollercoaster of emotions for me #yes maybe i cried a little when i thought i wouldn’t be able to but in my defense #i’m already fragile don’t blame me xoxo

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Marvel: Shangqi is 24 years old and Xialing is 20

Me: wow, that is super young now that I stop to think about i—

Marvel: They were born in the years 2000 and 2004

Me: HM. DON’T LIKE THAT.

#fucking PARDON #shang chi #mcu

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SPIDER-MAN : FAR FROM HOME (2019) + letterboxd reviews

#crying rn bc anatomy makes me want to die #but far from home will always be there for me #sm: ffh #mcu