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ARCHIVED.
i know i said i wouldnโ€™t do it because this blog is six years of history, but i decided to archive after all precisely for the same reason. iโ€™m very much hoping for a fresh start, so catch me @servingliesโ€‹ !!
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ARCHIVED.
i know i said i wouldnโ€™t do it because this blog is six years of history, but i decided to archive after all precisely for the same reason. iโ€™m very much hoping for a fresh start, so catch me @servingliesโ€‹ !!
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ARCHIVED.
i know i said i wouldnโ€™t do it because this blog is six years of history, but i decided to archive after all precisely for the same reason. iโ€™m very much hoping for a fresh start, so catch me @servingliesโ€‹ !!
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tut tut like to discuss pre - established dynamic.
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okay not to be on this bandwagon but as gross as the pirates would have been realistically given they were at sea for extended periods of time, and the personal hygiene habits at the time were questionable at best, media has forever ruined them for me. i see the word pirates and i think, wow, what a hot aesthetic. yo ho, you funky sea mongrels! sexy of you to steal from the rich and have a legal gay marriage for your crew!
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my lizard brain is exclusively black sails still and iโ€™m gonna literally explode if i donโ€™t talk to someone about it.
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destinationย  wedding ย ( 2018 ) ย sentence ย starters โ†ช ย alter ย as ย you ย see ย fit
โ€œthatโ€™s a nice dress.โ€
โ€œthis airline has an excellent arrival-departure record.โ€
โ€œyou came up alongside me, you know, with your jacket and your face and charm, and you just, you know, talked to me for a strategic amount of time, established your position, and then just casually, blatantly stepped in front of me.โ€
โ€œoh my g- you just did it again!โ€
โ€œyou are part and parcel of a world that no longer has any idea how to behave itself.โ€
โ€œdo you have a special need?โ€
โ€œi need to be โ€ฆ over there.โ€
โ€œthis one does not appear to have a working notch.โ€
โ€œif i see you at a restaurant, iโ€™ll go to another restaurant.โ€
โ€œoh, youโ€™re even worse than he said.โ€
โ€œdonโ€™t do that, donโ€™t dangle an injurious tidbit and then snatch it away.โ€
โ€œwell, i needed to lash out.โ€
โ€œsee, this only works if one of you actually is a big person.โ€
โ€œโ€˜closedโ€™ is not the same thing as closure.โ€
โ€œi canโ€™t remember dreaming.โ€
โ€œi donโ€™t wanna be a person you donโ€™t know where to stick.โ€
โ€œsheโ€™s a tall glass of hemlock.โ€
โ€œhow can we be allowed to feel so much for people who donโ€™t feel anything for us?โ€
โ€œwell, this person shot me, so โ€ฆโ€
โ€œhe said i was the embodiment of all his bad choices.โ€
โ€œdad jumped out of a seventh-floor window and mom considered them all square.โ€
โ€œiโ€™m all fucked up and i always will be.โ€
โ€œyou donโ€™t stop loving a person just because they injure you.โ€
โ€œlove has nothing to do with like.โ€
โ€œi want him to have a long life, during which he is miserable every single day before slowly dying of regret.โ€
โ€œdonโ€™t you believe thereโ€™s someone for everyone?โ€
โ€œi believe thereโ€™s nobody for anyone.โ€
โ€œthis is the slowest i have ever been carried.โ€
โ€œi used to love this song.โ€
โ€œi never said i wasnโ€™t a tone-deaf narcissist.โ€
โ€œwell, Iโ€™m sorry if my brand of pain is out of vogue, but itโ€™s all i got.โ€
โ€œhow about if we both run and nobody stays and fights?โ€
โ€œdonโ€™t tell me youโ€™re secretly noble.โ€
โ€œgod, do you even know how long itโ€™s been since iโ€™ve been touched with affection by another human being?โ€
โ€œsometimes, i feel the absence of pain, which at this point feels like pleasure, or at least pleasureโ€™s little cousin.โ€
โ€œno, not โ€œno.โ€ iโ€™m just a very negative person. iโ€™m expressing incredulity!โ€
โ€œi want all the drinks poured directly down my gullet.โ€
โ€œiโ€™ve always wondered why they give you two glasses even when youโ€™re traveling alone.โ€
โ€œiโ€™m not wearing anything under my pajamas.โ€
โ€œwe want to believe that thereโ€™s some high-minded, cosmic meaning behind love, but the truth is weโ€™re drawn to, and make most of our decisions based upon, shapes we find appealing, and colors and textures and smells and tastes and spatial relations.โ€
โ€œbecause being, as bad as it is, is better than not being.โ€
โ€œiโ€™m just evaluating your qualifications as an ongoing love interest.โ€
โ€œbecause connection is precious, therefore, it is immoral to just treat each other like dalliances, even if thatโ€™s what we wind up being.โ€
โ€œyou might want to shake out the pringle fragments.โ€
โ€œhow about if i keep my mind open to the possibility of keeping my mind open to the possibility of keeping my mind open?โ€
โ€œi didnโ€™t want it to end on a bad note. also, youโ€™re in the next room. it would have been spectacularly awkward.โ€
โ€œbut at some point thereโ€™s just not enough optimism left inside a person to sustain something like this, you know?โ€
โ€œwell, iโ€™m going to shove some tissues up my nostrils and take a shower.โ€
โ€œon the off, off chance that i ever have a wedding, i would never make anyone travel to it.โ€
โ€œi was so enjoying the silence.โ€
โ€œtry as i might, i cannot get behind wine in screw-top bottles.โ€
โ€œwhat if weโ€™re falling in love?โ€
โ€œyou donโ€™t find it miraculous that two people like us forged any kind of bond?โ€
โ€œokay, but deep down, in your broken, miserable gut, donโ€™t you want something thatโ€™s pure and in its own grotesque way, beautiful?โ€
โ€œiโ€™m laughing out of affection.โ€
โ€œwe shouldnโ€™t exchange contact information.โ€
โ€œwhy didnโ€™t we meet seven years ago?โ€
โ€œthere are other people in the world.โ€
โ€œi hope our flightโ€™s on time.โ€
โ€œand now youโ€™re casting me as the author of a byzantine conspiracy theory of a machiavellian land grab designed to usurp your position on an aircraft that has eight seats.โ€
โ€œ i thought this was my closet.โ€
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iโ€™ve been roped into redoing my sisterโ€™s room so iโ€™ve been painting the walls all day, with the internet down as well since the router is in her room, but i somehow managed enough strength to start writing a fanfic in my brief breaks, and let me tell you, itโ€™s been years since iโ€™ve last written one, and itโ€™s.... so engagingly refreshing that i canโ€™t believe iโ€™ve not come back to it sooner.
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thereโ€™s really nothing as impressive as the righteous rage of a ginger inferno pirate captain raging war against england for being homophobic misogynists.ย 
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i wish i could say merlinโ€™s problem solving method isnโ€™t creating bigger problems that cancel out the smaller ones, but. . .ย  that seems to be a popular past time for arthuriana in general.
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these are the winds of me having inspiration to write on my blogs and actual time to do itโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. shocking.
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THE SINS OF MY FATHER WEIGH DOWN IN MY SOUL & THE PAIN OF MY MOTHER WILL NOT LET ME GO. I KNOW THERE CAN COME FIRE FROM THE SKY TO REFINE THE PUREST OF KINGS โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“ independent & selective arthur pendragon. bbc merlin based & legends inspired. penned by rowan.
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like for a small dialogue thing ??
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concept:ย immortal merlin in modern times is bored and decides to spice his life up by trying out that roommate thing.
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But, boys, this is very important. Thereโ€™s one thing that has to be understood. I know. Yes, we know. Itโ€™s a gentlemanโ€™s agreement. Design for Living (1933) dir. Ernst Lubitsch
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ya girl was doing some refurbishments in her room all day today, and though thereโ€™s some cleaning of certain cupboards to be finished, after many years of sleeping on a lumpy, cursed excuse of a bed, i finally have a proper bed with a proper mattress.... my back is getting a treat tonight.
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moltolavoroโ€‹.
her smile remains eminently serene, though gwen cannot help thinking of her own experiences. they are far less centred around burping and sharp words, and more in wandering hands and overt implication. she shudders for a moment and shifts against merlinโ€™s side to distract herself. โ› i suppose thereโ€™s a difference between hard work in a village and what constitutes hard work here.ย โœ truth be told, there are nights gwen would much rather occupy her fatherโ€™s forge, even if it is no place for a woman. her hands are already ruined by the labour of it - why not commit herself fully?ย โ› the forks get larger the further in they go, you see? โœ
thereโ€™s a nice sense of companionship from being there side by side. though heโ€™s not quite over his tirade, and doesnโ€™t think that he could ever be, he lets himself relax against her, and then nudge her ever so lightly, feeling that she might need it as much as him.ย  ย โย  i guess itโ€™s a little simpler. everyone pitches in, and you work to survive. try to make enough of everything, so that after you pay your share of some ridiculous tax, you donโ€™t starve or freeze during the winter. here even forks have a hierarchy.ย  โžย  ย itโ€™s not that simple, really, and merlin knows it. he supposes his view is a little warped given how much heโ€™s already done that no one even knew aboutย  ( or could ).ย  he looks at gwen from the corner of his eye, and feels that goes around.ย  ย โย  iโ€™m glad to have met you, gwen.ย  โžย  ย he smiles, then looks down.ย  ย โย  i see. why do they need so many forks?ย  โž
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