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I've watched this 4 times in 5 days. I want to grasp every detail. Time dimensions. Steady state universe. No more big bang. So interesting and educational. If this tickles your fancy can we please be friends and meld minds?
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I hate when someone asks me a math question and after I give them the answer they pull out their phone calculator ... Im always right
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Take a bath in honeys
My way or the highway
And I see traffic comin
Sexobs in this hoe
Watch them hoes go crazy
And pass my dick around
Like that shit contagious
My aura wet bitches up
I dont throw water balloons
Better call her platoon
If its fuck it then fuck it
Now your speaking my language
... Females on my neck like I'm famous
If she married I fuck her
If she lonely i fuck her
If she crazy I love her
Yall just dont understand her
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The unfortunate truth is that I know, from the bottom of my heart, that I can have them if I wanted them. Whenever I'm around couples or meeting female friends of my female friends people seem to "watch" me and supervise my every movement and expression. When in actuality the girlfriend or the friends friend is making all the coy moves she can get away with. But me being the embodiment of sexual excellence I NEVER EVER take the bait and risk fucking up my energy with the universe. Though I know for a fact that if I let out the sexual demon that resides in me it'd be a battle to get him back in and nobody in my immediate vicinity wants that 😈
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Once a Year
I almost got through 2019 without any gay ppl trying me ... But I'm pretty sure that my mans (friend), that has a daughter and just got out a relationship with a female AND tried to bag this cop lady last week when we went to bars ... Is trying me ??
A kaggle of woman can put knifes in my chest AND twist; and I'd still love'em
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I'm not even that good looking if you ask me. On a good day I'm a strong 8 but thats it.
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On a funny note I got a compliment recently that has to be added to the Top 5 best things ever said to my face. Heres the list:
1. "You radiate sex"
2. "You look like a Greek God rn"
3. "Your the answer to my prayers" 🙏
4. "Your a catch. I cant wait to show you off"
And the new addition
5. "I felt you had good dick energy and so it is"
Im only human
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KIDS the Movie IRL
I always had teachers and people like that ask if I'm sexually active. I never told them yes. Even then I knew it would look crazy. I've always been advanced for my age. Sometimes I like to think that I reincarnated so fast that I kept my 'wits' into this life so I wasnt going to put myself out there. I've even taken a rape exam where they pull out the doll and shit. Asking if anyone ever touched you here and there. I took it for fun. It was nice to go to new places. Plus I could tell a couple of them as asking for their own reasons ...
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The first time I felt vigina with my dick I was 5 years old. The second time I felt vigina with my dick I was 7. The first time I touch vigina with my hands I was 10. It's all been uphill since.
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Don Fuckin Jon
Just finished watching 'Don Jon' and boy did I get a good fuckin look in the mirror. This year was a Don Jon year for me. This year had so much pussy and drama steeped in it that I'm completely off the rails now. OFF EM! I cant look women in the eyes any more. I hear an upset female voice and I get spiritually convulsive.
I haven't heard a content womans voice since 2011. No matter what you buy them, how great you treat them, how good you fuck and love them they want more more and then, some more. I thought it was a old wise tale. I thought, 'Hmm maybe for other guys except me. I dont got those problems and never will cause I actually love woman and those guys don't, and that'll manifest itself' type shit.
Now I know kids, that I just got lucky my first years in the game. I was in the right places with the right girls and I should have struck while my iron was hot.
So back to Jon. I too am a bartender. I too attract 8s & 9s (though I'll always love low hanging fruit) and I too fuck woman and still watch porn. I've even snuck it on while I was having sex. Sometimes its a home vid of another girl or ex. I admit, its the smuttiest thing about me but for the other 99% of life I'm a stand up thude. (Clearly)
I'm guessing you have your phycho analysis machine churning in your head by now. From your patients (me) POV (nice) woman have lost it. They lost what it is to connect sexually. They just want their guts ravaged and their throats cut and its nice and all but thats nice for a hot session after a fun night out; NOT the o-so-common scenario where they talked to me online, then we met up, then they "act shy" the entire time were out even though they're eye fucking me, so I break the ice with a kiss, and 30 min later you want me to basically rape you?? (cause that's what if feels like I'm doing) ......... Tf ladies.?!?
Anyway theres no connection in that. As a man that has had sex over 400xs, if you dont bring the sexy I need, my phone will.
And I always have hope. Every girl I tangle with I be prayin she knows wat tf she doing and who tf she messing with. Like how Scarlett Johansson was throwing her ass back on Jon with her dress on and made him cum in his pant 😌😌 that's fuckin GOLD to me. Fuckin GOLD. I punched the air, bit my pillow ... Can you do that??? Can you go out and make a female or male cum in their fuckin pants? HUH??
I did it once ☺ lol but yea watching that movie really gave me perspective. 9/10 I'm only human
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Hey You !
I have not posted all year yet I see my follow count crawled up sum 😏 How cool of you to do the right thing and hop aboard the crazy train to oblivion.
So hi you. I'm me. I'm addicted to logical understandings and SEX. I am completely out of the box, off rip. I don't think, move, smell, act, jump, or even look like anything you could imagine. I'm a breeze out here. Online.
So sit back. The content I'm about to release is flame-on fuego. We're gonna have some fun. 🙏😎
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Sex
Sex sex sex sex sex. Sex.
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Whoever said the word 'women' just means 'men-with-wombs' is deadass wrong. It stems from a primal understanding of the universe. It means the woes of men.
The great sorrow of our benign existence.
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Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.
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