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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"
Great! Here are my recommendations:
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STRANGE WAY OF LIFE
2023 | dir. Pedro Almodóvar
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forcing me to see Taylor swift ads this is worse than communist propaganda
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we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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