shadowpuppetmaster

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"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

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I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

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There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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Trans columbo poster in bushwick

#oh my goodness

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don’t cry 32 heart emojis in the world ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤎🖤🩶🤍💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟😘😍🥰😻💌🫶🫀♥️

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you know what’s really fun and in style right now? being kind and making others feel loved and valued

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HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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Guys be honest do I have same face syndrome? :/

#LUMBO

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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don mclean really put his entire pussy into the song american pie. like don’t tell me you can listen to that song and be normal. i’m always getting up and running around yelling and we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america