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“We can be poetic and lose our shit together.” - Riley from The Last of Us

“I've got an idea, how about we become witches? And we can tear up this rotten world together. Until there is no more evil, no more sadness, until there's nothing left. We'll break and smash and pound it into dust.” - Homura from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

HOLY SHIT GUYS SAME ENERGY 

#the last of us #my emotions #ellie x riley #puella magi madoka magica #madoka mondays #madoka #ellie #madoka magica homura #holy shit #same energy

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Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.

Look at him. His name is Trumpet.

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Were they legit thinking about giving Spongebob a bulge in the first movie?

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gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

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Art for @humanityinahandbag and @samthefrank ‘s wonderful story Part of the Tribe which you can read here. Basically Maddie has mom-strength and can grab her superpowered fighting teenage alien sons without getting her hands ripped off.

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The doctor said no more push-pops for Mr. Snake..

(Also, looks like someone’s a little jealous)

Keep reading

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That explains a lot

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Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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American censors: “You can’t reference death or killing in cartoons”

Writers: *replaces death with a fate that’s worse than death*

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