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shapelytimber · 1 day

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She went centre universitaire méditerranéen 'til I CUM

#www.cum-nice.org #if you even care #cw french #shitpost #not art

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shapelytimber · 3 days

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Just came across your blog and never in my life have I found another artist I wanted to be mutuals more with 🥺🏳️‍🌈

Omg thank you ?? Your ask made my day :D

#as for being mutuals why not :)#but then my good sir (gn) why turn on anon ?#ask answered

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shapelytimber · 4 days

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Lill Tschudi (Swiss, 1911–2004)

#👀👀#will need to see more of her paintings #this is gorgeous #not my art

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shapelytimber · 4 days

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It's *definitely* not a date

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I love these two glhohkgkgjgk the silly 60s spies are cute ok ;; (and there is something about an american man and a russian man romancing each other during the cold war-)

Process (+ a long ass rant about what they are eating (with pics)) below vvv

For this one I wanted to challenge myself by drawing something that's really challenging for me : food ! It's really hard for me to make it look appetizing- I don't really like eating, and I don't usually bother to cook (why cook when I could just grab a baguette, a piece of cheese that could kill an american on sight, and combine the two to create easely one of the top 5 dish france has to offer ?), so I really struggle with making it look good lgkglflfofi but I'm very happy with how it turned out !!!

Welcome to my long ass rent on a very specific type of french food :

So the plan for this was always to have them eat at a french restaurant, but I could not resist doing something really personal and extremely specific to my hometown- so they are eating in Nice ! And Nissart cuisine is very different from the rest of France. Why ? Quick history (I swear this has something to do with food), Nice was a very late addition to France, only becoming french in 1860, before that point it was part of the kingdom of Sardinia (so not Italian, but pretty close). It mostly translate to it having it's own dead language "Niçois" (a derivation of "Provençal", the old french language of the south), it's own anthem "Nissa la bella" and a very distinct cuisine.

So what are they eating ? First, you'll notice they have a little plate of Pissaladière ! It's flatbread with caramelized onions, anchovy (this is a crucial part of the dish, if you exclude them your just eating onion pie (/neg)), and black olive (btw I checked the english wikipedia page for pissaladière- it's so shit omg nooo)

It's commonly free in restaurants, and served while you wait for your order (not all restaurants do that, but it's always so nice when they do fkfjkf). It's a pain in the ass to make, and all the ones you buy in boulangeries or stores are dogshit-

Ok for the actual dishes (It was hard to find something that would go well with red wine kgkgfjlfk because that means no fish-) ! Napoleon is eating roasted rabbit a la Niçoise ! The rabbit is flavored with olive oil, onions, garlic, lard and white wine (quick note, nearly everything we cook in Nice is in olive oil, not a big fan of butter). It's served with cooked tomatoes, rosemary, potatoes and black olive.

And Illya is eating two distinct things, 1) zucchini flower fritters ('beignets de fleurs de courgette' in french) ! More specifically, the flatter version (it taste more like the flower. The more crispy version tastes more like just oil (in my opinion)).

And 2) stuffed vegetable a la niçoise ('farcis niçois' in french) ! Just empty a tomato/zucchini/eggplant/bell pepper, stuff it with a mixture of meat, garlic, thyme, parsley and parmesan, then put bread crumbs on top.

PS : just wanted to share a quote from my evil advisor (@quijicroix) : "I'm glad the waiter brought their F cups" (this is my best attempt to translate : "damn le serveur de genre indéterminé qui ramene les miches !")

#still one of the best drawing I've ever did #so far #so you get to look at my boys again :3c #self reblog

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shapelytimber · 6 days

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And that's why Titane (2021) is the scariest movie I've ever watched :)

those people who say the same thing about every horror movie and it's like "i would've killed myself immediately wouldn't even have tried to survive" me about movies where a character gets pregnant

#even tho 'scary' doesn't really fit the absolute horror discomfort disgust and sometimes joy I felt watching it #unwanted pregnancy by sexy car to convey how womens bodies are exploited and viewed as object in my horror movie ? among many other things #queer horror just hits to close to home (I'm convienced julia ducourneau lives in my walls)#it's an incredible movie that I never want to see again :)#if you've never seen it you should give it a try ! it's *really* good #titane 2021 #cw french #not art

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shapelytimber · 8 days

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I FINISHED NAPOLEON TOOO!!!!! i love them so much!!!!

and a fun version of the two of them!

extra versions below!

it was INCREDIBLY hard to keep the style consistent. I tried my best...

#the boyysss !!!!#beautiful art op !!#love the version with Illya's bigass glasses :')#also damn that's a good Illya face #napoleon too !#these look like sick dvd covers kfkfjcbf wish the uncle dvds looked half as good #not my art

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shapelytimber · 8 days

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Hooking up and having fun with a cute girl, this definitely will not have consequences :)

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For the uncensored art, you can either find it on my inprint or bluesky

Process and usual rambling below vvv

Also quick reminder, in sw 1 maul is 22 and obi wan 25 :)

Ok so this fucking drawing beat my ass fkfjckcn it took me a whole week (I usually manage to do a detailed colored illustration like this in 3 or 4 days), and I hated it for 6 of those days. I was kind of art blocked, and I decided to brute force this by hitting my head again the wall that was this fucking drawing until it worked- and it did ! After 2 failed attempts, and immense frustration at every step of the way <3

I find the older obimaul (around 50yo) dynamic much more compelling, because of the whole baggage desperation loneliness it has going for it, but after failing to draw it (this time, I will come back to it one day)- I decided to settle for the second best obimaul dynamic : young strangers hooking up ! No baggage yet, only fun :)

So they are drinking caned bear in a cheap hotel room (I imagine Coruscant having capsule hotels, being an overpopulated city planet ! Even tho I made it way bigger than a regular one-) to escape responsibilities and just enjoy a good time ! There is no chance to develop an unhinged hatred-obssession-love onesided dynamic here haha :)))

The yuri is not yet toxic, but we'll get there

PS : this is t4t btw :) because @quijicroix is a genius and pointed out the potential of the "of course I know him, he is me" line for a trans obi wan <3 you can also thank them for the tasteful Palpatine censoring

PPS : I've never seen the 3d animated clone wars show, this is only based on the movies.

#self reblog

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shapelytimber · 8 days

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Hooking up and having fun with a cute girl, this definitely will not have consequences :)

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For the uncensored art, you can either find it on my inprint or bluesky

Process and usual rambling below vvv

Also quick reminder, in sw 1 maul is 22 and obi wan 25 :)

Ok so this fucking drawing beat my ass fkfjckcn it took me a whole week (I usually manage to do a detailed colored illustration like this in 3 or 4 days), and I hated it for 6 of those days. I was kind of art blocked, and I decided to brute force this by hitting my head again the wall that was this fucking drawing until it worked- and it did ! After 2 failed attempts, and immense frustration at every step of the way <3

I find the older obimaul (around 50yo) dynamic much more compelling, because of the whole baggage desperation loneliness it has going for it, but after failing to draw it (this time, I will come back to it one day)- I decided to settle for the second best obimaul dynamic : young strangers hooking up ! No baggage yet, only fun :)

So they are drinking caned bear in a cheap hotel room (I imagine Coruscant having capsule hotels, being an overpopulated city planet ! Even tho I made it way bigger than a regular one-) to escape responsibilities and just enjoy a good time ! There is no chance to develop an unhinged hatred-obssession-love onesided dynamic here haha :)))

The yuri is not yet toxic, but we'll get there

PS : this is t4t btw :) because @quijicroix is a genius and pointed out the potential of the "of course I know him, he is me" line for a trans obi wan <3 you can also thank them for the tasteful Palpatine censoring

PPS : I've never seen the 3d animated clone wars show, this is only based on the movies.

#Escaping responsibilities romeo and julliette style (on a budget)#star wars sapphic au #darth maul #obi wan kenobi #obimaul #jedi padawan #sith lord #star wars #star wars prequels #star wars the phantom menace #lesbian #art #my art #digital art #fanart #star wars fanart #darth maul fanart #obi wan kenobi fanart #cw alcohol

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shapelytimber · 12 days

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but i hear the music

i feel the beat

and for a moment

when i'm dancing, i am free

Painting of my newest OC and obsession, Janna (or Jannith for long). She's the heir of a noble family in Abah's Landing, she's got a planned marriage and everything. But she does not wish to live like her parents, so as an act of rebellion she runs away and later joins the Thieves' Guild. She's felt trapped all her life, and while the guild is very different from her past life she finds a new home within the people in it

She has a fat crush on Zeira also but is good at hiding it

#** beautiful portrait beautiful lady #the earingsss omg #don't know anything about eso tho kfklglgkv #not my art

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shapelytimber · 13 days

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