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what's the difference?

Will: Hiiiiii nico

Nico: will

Will:

Nico: what are you doing

Will: im attempting to cook again

Nico: (desperately trying to cover the disgust on his face from will's last cooking attempt) attempt? But it was good

Will: yeah well, i showed it to percy and annabeth later and annabeth said it was a health hazard and told percy to take me to the woods so i could bury it so no animal would accidentally eat it!!!!!

Nico:

Will:

Nico: ...ok

Will: so I'm trying again, okay?

Nico: k, buttttt

Will: yes?

Nico: nothing. What are you gonna make???

Will: pasta

Nico: want me to help? i know it might not be as good as leo's but--

Will: NO

Will: I wanna make the entire meal by myself!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: okay okay just stop the exclamation points godsdamn

Nico: ...are you making dessert again

Will: of course!!!!

Nico:

Nico: *orders mcdonalds just in case*

2 hours later...

Nico: *comes into kitchen having completely forgotten that will was making dinner*

Nico: *sniffs air*

Nico: what is that burnt rubber hot dog water smell. disgusting!!!

Nico: will?

Nico: wiIIIl?

Nico: william?

Nico: william andrew solace. where are you??

Nico: *looks up*

Nico: BURNT

*the entire kitchen is completely burnt like something exploded in there*

Nico: WILL I DON'T WANT TO REMODEL THIS KITCHEN

Nico: WAS GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW

*will is hiding at percy's house*

Percy, opening his closet: Will?

Will: That’s William to you.

Percy: what are you doing here???

Will: hiding out

Percy: okay but why--

Will: because i exploded nico's favorite kitchen

Percy: favorite? he has more than one kitchen???

Percy: thats not even the question i was going to ask

Percy: i was gonna ask why you were hiding out in *my* house

Will: its the least you can do

Will, huffing: i never got my thank you

Percy: do like elsa and let it go

Will: whatever

Percy: im going to stay at jason's for the night so that if nico finds you *i* dont get in trouble

Will:

Percy: by

Will: it's "bye"

Percy: what's the difference?

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i had to

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Piper: Can I have a private talk with you?

Leo: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Leo: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?

Jason: Technically a mix of green and blue?

Leo: So blurple.

Jason: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.

Leo: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

Jason: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Will: Do you feel any better?

Nico: I feel much better now that you here with me.

*Percy walks in*

Nico: I feel half better.

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Piper: Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Leo: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

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Leo: I dare you-

Annabeth: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Leo: Why not?

Percy: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Nico: I have locked Percy in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Will: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Nico: I’m blackmailing him.

Will: Oh, happy days.

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Piper: Are you reading fan fiction?

Annabeth, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Piper: Oh, is it on AO3?

Annabeth: This is CNN.

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Annabeth: We call that a traumatic experience.

Annabeth, turning to Percy: Not a "bruh moment".

Annabeth, turning to Will: Not "sadge".

Annabeth, turning to Leo: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Leo: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Leo lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Percy: Any questions?

Jason: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Percy: Uh, a plan, duh...

Piper: Sparky, chill, I know it’s weird, but Percy has a point.

Jason:

Jason: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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Leo: I am strong! I beat Nico at arm wrestling!

Percy: Anyone can beat Nico at arm wrestling!

Nico: Hey-

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Annabeth: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.

Annabeth: And if you don't well then fuck you.

Annabeth: I'm looking at you, Jason, you jealous mop.

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Piper: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

Percy: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Piper: Aww, it's a love note for Annabeth?

Percy: No-

Piper: *opens it*

Piper:

Percy:

Piper: I can't read this.

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Reyna: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Percy: It was Leo.

Jason: It was Leo.

Nico: Leo broke it.

Leo:

Leo: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Annabeth: Hey, Piperoni? Can I get some dating advice?

Piper: Just because I'm with Jason doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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