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You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

#reblog #fic #dragons

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

#reblog #sharks #are smooth as hell

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#reblog #video

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Once more for those in the back.

#reblog #tumblr #psa

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#reblog #tumblr #skeksis

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100 FILMS IN 2015 → Jupiter Ascending (2015) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ “I CREATE LIFE!! …And I destroy it.”

Here is my feeling about this movie: it is your garbage. It is garbage for you. “Is this how straight dudes feel at the movies all the time????” I hissed SEVERAL times during this movie. “Like someone carefully noted down your early pubescent fantasies and then threw 100 MILLION DOLLARS at them?” 

Top marks go to evil space royal Eddie Redmayne, whose breathy ennui is offset by bouts of mummy’s boy shrieking, all delivered with a “petite-mort” look on his face that suggests he is being fellated by eternity itself.

Someone on tumblr described it as the novel all girls wrote when they were 14 and frothing with a mix of swelling hormones and fading Disney fantasies, which I have to say is accurate to the point of pain. I mean, gorgeous Russian toilet scrubber finds out she is actually a space princess when a werewolf space marine rescues her from death at the hands of Greys? Pardon me, werewolf ANGEL space marine with a Sad because his wings are gone. And then everything is Alexander McQueen dresses and melodrama and bees, for some reason, and Eddie Redmayne doing his best heroin-addicted Voldemort impression.

The plot is this: the Wachowskis were given an extraordinary amount of money to make whatever the hell they wanted, and what they wanted to make is exactly what we all, secretly, deep down, want to make: the big-screen adaptation of that Stargate fanfic you wrote when you were fourteen that really went off the rails and began to inhabit its own universe, complete with original characters, wolf-men, and bees. That’s Jupiter Ascending.

#reblog #jupiter ascending #i love this movie

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DAILYFLICKS 30K EVENT: FAVORITE 90s FILM PER MEMBER ↳ MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND (1996)— Kraina (@sonyarebecchi​)

He died? And this is supposed to be a kids’ movie.

#Muppet Treasure Island #reblog #muppets

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#reblog #teuta matoshi #fashion #red dress #kate dress

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Eclipse

#reblog #eclipse #egypt

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i mean, i guess i have to respect the total commitment to his heel turn?

Maybe someone could remind The Rock that choosing neutrality in the face of oppression is to side with the oppressor.

#reblog #the rock #so disappointing #us politics #heel turn

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

#reblog #ea nasir #copper

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reblog for easter

#reblog #video #easter #nunchucks

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Poem Bangkok 'Jewel of the Moon' spring 2024

#reblog #poem bangkok #fashion #kate dress

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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

#reblog #fairy vs walrus

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#reblog #the ides of march #queue are you?

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First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????

#reblog #the wild robot

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please fucking vote

#reblog #us politics #please vote #vote