Olive are you okay??? You hardly post anymore + I miss u :(((
this blog just got so boring jhkfdgkj i am okay though!! happy 2019 im living and loving
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2019 new year’s resolutions for the signs 🎉
aries: stop sucking dick and go get a real job
taurus: liquor is not the only beverage. try water.
gemini: if u want to be less hated, maybe stay in one room and one room only this entire year
cancer: tissues exist. so stop fucking crying and get a move on if u want people to respect u more
leo: believe it or not, there is a world outside of your little big headed bubble. explore that shit.
virgo: get a big ass cup of coffee and isolate yourself, no one has time for your “advice”
libra: stop pretending you actually have people’s best interests at heart and embrace your shitty personality
scorpio: start charging real money for your affection, you’ll be rich by april
sagittarius: walmart sells gorilla glue. do everyone a favor and use that shit as chapstick
capricorn: go fucking vegan you animal and sign up for tinder
aquarius: pick up a hobby that doesnt involve leading people on and then abandoning them before they make the next move
pisces: be a little more self centered for once also delete ur snapchat no one cares
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when you were in middle/early high school and your friends would do your makeup and you’d keep your eyes closed even when you didn’t have to because you couldn’t bear to meet theirs
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Girl. Alaska’s new music video
thank u god
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a thing: exists
me: hm. ok
same thing: is heart shaped
me: oh shit. ohgh fuck .
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BTS from London Fashion Week
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*giggles cutely* im going to snap
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lesbians realising they were gay when they first saw jade on victorious:
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this is my new favourite reaction
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the only reason i used to get in trouble for sitting on chairs wrong in primary school was because of homophobia
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A Woman preparing to host A Drag Queen Christmas (via her insta story, 12/19)
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I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now
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i love u
guess what............................................................................................. i love you a hundred times more
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