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‘WHERE are the manic pixie dream BOYS?’ well, ur not gonna like it, but mostly in hallmark christmas movies

#see kenshin and keiji

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this is literally what i look like reading one of those 20k word fics with the really long lowercase titles that are formatted (like this) when i finally get to the part where the characters both realise they’ve been mutually pining for each other the entire time

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kojuro’s current se

kojuro: alright, so we gotta pretend that we’re no longer married and hate each other

mc, prettily perched in his lap: we should have an affair, but with each other

#slbp #homegirl has like zero chill i luv her #katakura kojuro

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It's "ax2019slbp"

To anyone at AX

would it be possible if you could get me the code in order to obtain the cute little Eisuke and Saizo balloons 🤧 please and thank you

#slbp #freebies

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Hi! I haven't been able to log into SLBP for the past 5-6 hours and I was wondering if there's an issue or maybe a scheduled maintenance or something?

I don't think Voltage has mentioned an maintainence updates or anything, so the issue could be a phone thing? Maybe check you internet connection or for software/app updates?

#anonymous

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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

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kojuro and mc: "divorces" to save the date clan

also kojuro and mc: flirts and heavily eyefucks each other the whole damn time

#these two continue to be my top slbp ship #like y'all are NOT subtle at all idek how both of you managed to fool anyone that you divorced #no wonder kojuro had to physically send mc away #mc asking him if he wanted to have an affair with her still takes the cake though lol #slbp #katakura kojuro

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Kojuro is doneeeeee

#slbp #katakura kojuro

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#been watching spidey-verse wayy too much lmao #except kageie is actually smooth enough to pull it off #slbp #kakizaki kageie

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prettiest slbp couple

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Bonus:

#please get married already #slbp #uesugi kenshin #mitsuba kaede

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Please draw Kaede for the request thing I will die 🙏

sweetest childhood friend~

#slbp #mitsuba kaede

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tfw that village revolution finally hits and you overthrow your shitty ninja overlord but now your jobless and want a normal life™ but your only skills are killing people

#slbp #i mean realistically they'd probs become mercenaries #but it's just more hilarious to watch these guys try and comically fail at finding normal non murdery careers #so you wanna be a florist and or cook but the only life skill you got is assassination like sorry but nope

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slbp au where everything is the same except the kirigakures talk in ye olde english like momochi

#@saizhoes will your king still be appealing to you?? #yuki would probs still be hot to me bc then she'd just sound like dao morrigan #hotaru's kotodama gon fail bc no one would understand him lmao #slbp

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My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

#did you mean the entire takeda clan

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oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

#this is lit the magistrate's stock npcs

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Saizo: asking me if I have any sense of self-preservation after a long day of judging my love for Kotaro

Me:

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kyoichiro says fuck the bourgeoisie

Kyoichiro wears red when he dresses up as Ishikawa Goemon because he’s a communist

#slbp #narukami kyoichiro