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I seem to always forget I have this thing.
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Finally, Thing I've been putting off number 45, sewing up the ripped parts in my fav coat. I'm no seamstress so it doesn't look the best but it functions eh #slightlyblacktrenchcoat
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Worryworryworry...
I'm officially worried.
I was not until my fiancee' started getting worried/nervous about the world. All it took was one news article about how Trump passed/made some initiative about not having any laws be changed/passed for 5 years.
No idea if it is true but, he's a mess right now, and I don't like it. He's the kid that had bad anxiety attacks because of the newspapers. He's the kid that knew the real path of the country even in the '90's.
If he was good, I was good. But now.... *shrug* clammy hands and not so deep sleep.
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"And here we see even the AOL person having to take a new career path, just to make ends meet." #imissthe90s #AOL #localbuisness
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Some resturaunt lingo- West Coast Military town
Behind! = I am behind you/passing by, please don't have a fright or elbow me in the face
"Do you guys do/have Military?" = I work for the government, do you honor a discount with ID?
"I'll have a regular drink." = Soda fountain drink, please.
*mumbles incoherently* = I am scared of crowds, can you help me remember what I ordered with key phrases?
Heard! = I heard what you are asking for, I shall retrieve it directly.
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My elementary school bully came into my work today.
He's been in before but this time was different.
As I came into the FOH* and placed small plates near expo*, I looked up, feeling eyes on me. as I did so, and he was sitting with his family. His hands were interlocked, tented infront of his mouth.
We made eye contact....only...
His expression didn't change. His eyes saw me, but didn't.
It weirded me out so much that, too many memories of being bullied came back in a rush.
I am wondering if he remembers me, and if his cute family knew what a dick he was whrn he was younger.
I'll try to find an answer and update later. Going to go workout with a girlfriend of mine, and blow off some steam.
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Ok so I went to Walmart because my coworkers said they got their amazing leggings for 5 bucks there. I detest even driving by one let alone going in.
i hated it so much that the panic started setting in as he rang me up. I was about to freak so I shook my head and said, no, im sorry but i gotta cancel this order, i gotta go. Like now. The End.
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My interaction with a kiddo today
*dusting fixtures in the dinning room*
8yo kid in happy tone: Can i help you dust?
Me: *heart melts omg i would let you in a minute* Aww sorry, kiddo, I can’t let you but thanks for wanting to help 😍😍😍
Me: *dusting at his table before they eat* So you help mom around the house a lot?
8yo: Yes…
Me: 😍😍😍
8yo: …because all she ever does is be on the computer all day
Me: *😏 😄 😣* Ohhh, ok.
8yo: You know, I have i have a…bunch of cardboard at my house. Know what I’m going to make?
Me: *pleasesayfortpleasesayfort* A fort?
8yo: No, I make swords!
Me:😓
8yo: *pulls out imaginary machete* Going to make a machete! *very softly goes* Ch ch ch…hah hah hah Me:
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Edit:gosh, still learning this thing. Havent used html in forever.
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me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)
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This warms my cold cold heart!
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more things like this in 2k17 please
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It's that scratchy voice of hers
Just a quick post before I go into work- I could listen to Eva Green read anything, all day.
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I tried to register my email for a tumblr. And it reminded me I already have a tumblr. fml. Going to try to figure this site out. Uh, I just know that the spn fandom has gifs for everything, and Bill Nye is a super hero? Is....is that how you tumbl? Anyway, I'm over FB.
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man, the new Dracula series is like cocaine for my ears.
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I can't even.
And just like that, I got the fuckin' call!!
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I am currently having a breadless sandwich.
Yet.
I have chips to eat with it.
I need to reevaluate my life.
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I can't wait til, like, Keanu Reeves goes into his second transformation into an older dude, and he gets Dennis Hopper at 60 type of roles, and we'll be like "Hey, I remember that dude, he was excellent to everyone" and then we'll skate away on our hoover boards after getting his film shot into our brain. 
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mad men: because it’s my job…
 So many gasps were had.
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