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Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

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we need to sacrifice a tv show so b99 is never cancelled

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calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

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Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

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Star Wars cast member yearbook photos (see 11 more)

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kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

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sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

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when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

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you done it

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You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

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What

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Same. (via matsuda98)