shespy

[shespy]

genuinely don’t know why anyone wants to make nat and bucky super soldiers when it’s infinitely funnier that they’re just regular people who are Horrifyingly Good at their jobs.

#remember when it was canon that bucky was so good at his job people thought he was a super soldier #but he’s not he’s just A Guy. #delete.

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once again thinking about that time steve like. chucked nick through a glass wall or whatever for lying to him about bucky and then went but why 🥺 when natasha tells him she also lied to him about bucky.

#forever obsessed with the way that he doesn’t even try to hide the bias in that moment #calmly talking to her and letting her explain #then basically threatening to throw nick off the roof if he doesn’t shut up. #this house supports steve rogers who supports natalia romanova’s wrongs #also he should throw nick through more stuff. #everyone should it’s a neat past time ask anyone that’s ever had the opportunity it’s cathartic. #chuck nick fury around like a rag dog 2k23. #delete.

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❛ you know, @getquippy, it's truly impressive that every time i hear about you, you're somehow in more trouble than you had been the last time i saw you, but i really would suggest you schedule some downtime for all that. ❜ regular superhero work is tiring enough - more so, for those that choose to save everyone to their own detriment ; spider-man one of those that is a hero of people, people, people, tearing himself apart to stretch a protective web across the whole of a city he can't possibly hope to defend alone - but coupling it with saving the world events? well, it'll run even the best of them into the ground. ( she knows better than most. and she should check up on steve the next time she has a free moment, now that she thinks on it, but this one first. )

blue eyes track him carefully, like every inch and movement is under extreme scrutiny, the black widow a woman near impossible to deceive. she wonders if the exhaustion has sunk into his bones yet. ❛ or at least take a helping hand now and then. ❜

#getquippy #for the low low price of spending the several hours getting mercilessly teased you can have your own black widow partner. #:))) let me help peter it's fine. #&. * verse. › earth 1048. #&. * arc. › undetermined. #&. * getquippy. › parker p.

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how early in a return is too early to go on a tangent about the invalidity of the red ledger.

#taylor you haven't even written a single word yet #yeah i know i know but hear me out #fuck the red ledger okay. #just let a bitch do shenanigans and do them unapologetically with the admission that they are bad and she will not repeat #but without the constant desperation to ' prove ' that she is ' more ' than she was. #( an endless cycle given that there is no true way to prove this beyond deciding you can forgive yourself. ) #she does good simply bc she Is good. #she has done bad simply bc that is the hand life dealt her. #she does not run from her atrocities but they do not shackle her hand and foot. #&. * ooc. › general. #delete.

[shespy]

hi.

#hello do y’all still love me here or have we all given up #after my basically year long absence here. #in my defense it’s been A Year for me but. #hi. #am I allowed to still bully people here or. #delete.

[shespy]

anyways stealing this and running off into the woods with it.

#amanda got the other panels and between the two of us we have grabbed everything worth grabbing #toss the rest I don’t want it. #delete. #wednesday spoilers

[shespy]

what gets me about iron man annual also is that there’s not any real build up to the crystals influence they just kind of immediately start insulting each others various traumatic life events.

#also not really sure why they had tony go SO HARD on the claustrophobia????? #he brings it up like three times #loo I demand an explanation for this why would you do that. #delete. #wednesday spoilers

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i’m really sorry that tony, stephen, and peter look Like That in midnight suns, but at least mr. brooks looks good.

#everyone that looks like shit in midnight suns will be remembered for this sacrifice. #also nico looks good so. #sorry boys. #delete.

[shespy]

sentences / starters taken from black widow   :   name of the rose,   #1   &   #2.   feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary.     /     part two.   part three.                                      TRIGGERS   :   espionage,   death,   injury.

sweet as,   they say.   all thorns,   they say.

you have to be able to trust a spy.

i was a spy.   i was trusted.   until i changed sides.

call me crazy,   but i just wanted to be free.

you never did stop falling for shadows.

old friends,   old games.   a hug or a handshake would be too boring.

bad enough those men and women die alone.   they deserve dignity.

i’m looking for reasons someone might have sent this.   rumors,   names.   i thought it might mean something to you.

those are the kind that usually get someone killed.   our kind,   especially.

i hear things about you,   [NAME].   things i would not have imagined all those years ago.

you have friends now.   i am happy for that.   and scared for you,   as well.

we know things about each other.   not everything,   but enough.

i have some secrets no one should know.

i surrender.   take me to your leader.

assume the worst.   live another day.

good.   thank you.   you are very skilled,   just as they said.

i apologize that i could give you nothing to dull the pain.

but pain,   as they say,   always passes.   and you are very strong.

you feel exposed.   but you aren’t,   you know.

no one looks below the surface,   not here.   you fit the mold of what they expect in a place like this,   and that’s all that matters to them.

just human behavior.

it’s all about calculating how willfully blind a person is going to be.   and then exploiting that.

please.   i’m very precise in my research.

or i’ll come for you again.   and again.   and again.

i think i love you,   [NAME].

we need to find out who did this.

you left a clear trail.   you had to know you’d be easy to find.

convince me why i shouldn’t kill you.

death is such a…   primitive concept.

there are a hundred like me,   under orders,   and we will not stop coming.   not until we get what we want.

you always knew what you had to do.   no one ever told you.

nor were you afraid of the dark.   or what waited for you there.

bleeding stumps are flesh wounds.   what i’ve got is a scratch.

he knows what was taken from me.

in his own way,   he just warned me.   because if he knows…   then i don’t have much time.   i don’t have any time.

my experts call her the most dangerous woman in the world.

your pitch needs work.   as far as i’m concerned,   those are all positives.

like trust.   trust in battle.   trust when the chips are down.   the kind of trust that lets you put your life in another person’s hands.   a person like [NAME].

you must always have a safe place to go.   that is the first thing you learn.

i forgot that secrets never keep.

so predictable.   like clockwork.

i have hunted for less.   i have killed for less.   but never with as much pleasure.

we’re all guilty of something.

black widow wants you dead or hurting,   she does it herself.

some folks think you kill a legend,   you’ll become one too.   but that’s not how it works.   legends aren’t made so cheap.

#anyways. #&. * interaction. › meme.

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.................................................................... k.

#you know when i started my more ororo and tony content campaign like four years ago this isn't what i meant. #also this title is kind of fucking wild #' an omega level mutant ' you... could just say storm? #we all know storm i promise you no one will be confused about what tony is facing here. #anyways. #what's good how is everyone have we been drinking water. #&. * ooc. › general. #delete. #wednesday spoilers #I'mInDanger.gif

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remember when stephen mooney just said fuck it and did whatever he wanted with everyone’s heights.

#remember when he had nat clint and tony basically all the same height in web of black widow #they were all like well over 6’ or under 5’10’’ #depending on which one of their heights you assume is accurate. #pepperidge farm remembers #mobile.

[shespy]

Send me ‘five times + a word’ and I’ll write a drabble about our muses based on it.

#posts this in the dead of night when like no one is online. #flees. #mobile.

[shespy]

watching cudi suffer in overwatch on the dash is one of the important morning rituals.

#overwatch looks like such a hellscape #i say sipping coffee and watching cudi lose his mind over randos in overwatch #second hand bc i’m not even watching the play just the commentary. #mobile. #delete.

[shespy]

remember when nat outmaneuvered yelena, various governments, and a general of an army to stop the deathless frenzy from being used in a war.

#remember how this also essentially ended the war. #remember bc I do. #delete.

[shespy]

the idea that I should be constantly subjected to various series presenting me with powerful women only to flake out.

#it’s cruel I tell you. #also I will be around later to Do Stuff #I’m currently subjecting all my friends to listening to me being loudly confused and troubled by the ff16 ending. #trying times truly. #mobile. #delete.

[shespy]

my two favorite nat and steve moments are that time steve threw nick through a window and threatened to do it again then calmly asked nat why when she told him she'd done the same thing that fury did to get him thrown through a window, and the time that he asked her what she wanted to do and she told him she'd rather die fighting than hiding behind his shield.

#something something natasha and steve natasha and steve something something #remember that time nat and bucky set nick up to get bullied by steve lmao #nick was even like well i didn't want to tell you bc i knew you'd beat me up :| #the shield line was just good in general thank you steve for blessing us with that one. #&. * ooc. › general. #delete.

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need to remember to talk about nat's personal relationship with the superhero community.

#was thinking earlier about how there is a... generally negative public view of her among civilians / government #( i've mentioned it before - put a pin in it for another time. ) #and it occurred to me that i don't talk about nat's overall relationship with the superhero community #which is. #unsurprisingly much more positive in a fashion. #not 100% there are always the stray weirdos #( cough frank castle being an ungrateful mouth breather cough. ) #but overall heroes view her much better than your average normal folk #due to a sizable chunk of them having served alongside her on one group or another #had her at their side in one war / battle or another or several #some of them have served under her #some of them she's fought tooth and nail to save and defend #superheroes are much closer to the truth of the black widow than the people who only see espionage. #&. * ooc. › general. #delete.