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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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#yes but only mine #it does taste pretty good but also like. ew other people germs

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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

#of course i would look at them #that dragon would take amazing care of my non-existent children #or my dog #more likely my dog #he need someone that can handle being bodyslammed from across a house to play with anyway

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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#i will gladly rec New Vegas or the Sly series to anyone and everyone yes

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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#cringe superhell #isnt that just tumblr itself tho

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