Black Sails - Neverland!crack!AU
Idk if any Peter Pan mashups have been made, but this one has been waiting in my drafts for quite some time and I finally decided to finish this silly late night thought :D
Purely based on puns and cheap jokes:
John Silver as “Captain Silver Hook“ - a darling little shit and a man hard not to like. Has a shiny hook in his left hand instead of/besides missing a leg.
William “Billy Bones” Manderley as “Billy Pan” (or Billy Bosun as he plays the boatswain’s pipe). “The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up” - or so they thought! Now he’s huge and has a mighty beard. Leader of the Lost Boys.
James Flint as “Ginger Bell” (or “the Angry Ginger from Hell”) - here covered in freckles stardust.
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I am no peasant to be trodden upon. I am daughter of the great Lord Akechi Jinsai. My line has been samurai for a thousand years, and I will never be captive, or hostage, or confined. I am free to go as I please...