Mr. Bonzo wants YOU to join us at ArchiveCon this June 21 - 23!
ArCon is a fan-run free, 18+, totally online convention all about The Magnus Archives and The Magnus Protocol. Hang out with your fellow fans for a long weekend of panels, artists, games, guests, chatter and more! And if you'd like to be more involved, we're looking for panelists and artists.
So tell your friends! Tell your former tv host roommate! Tell your UST-ridden coworkers! And register now!
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
alice does not know she's into gwen, she just hasn't connected the dots with the kind of cuteness aggression gwen inspires in her. gwen is desperately, acutely aware that she's into alice, and it makes her want to burst into blood and guts whenever alice says a real aliceism and she still can't stop thinking about kissing her stupid face.
[ID: A digital drawing of Maya Fey from Ace Attorney. She is dressed in her trilogy outfit and holding a piece sign while winking with an open-mouth smile. She is standing with one leg bent up in the air and her other hand is behind her. End ID]
[ID: Digital art of Gwen Bouchard and Mr Bonzo from The Magnus Protocol. Gwen is a slender Black woman with chin length textured hair worn half-up, half-down. She wears a collared shirt under a jumper with the sleeves rolled up, a leather messenger bag over her shoulder. She holds out an unmarked envelope to Mr Bonzo with a look of abject terror on her face. Mr Bonzo is a very tall decaying mascot creature, mostly a dirty yellow with large purplish pustules across his body. His nose has rotted away to reveal a dripping nasal cavity underneath, his eyes are bloodshot and lidless with eerie glowing red pupils, and his smile is wet with black, ichorous drool. There is a bright yellow light illuminating him from behind, but hardly any of it reaches Gwen in his shadow. Superimposed over the image and scrawled on the wall behind them are the words “Mr Bonzo’s on his way/He’s here to stay, he wants to play” repeatedly. End ID.]
i was already working on this before this week’s eppy sode but afterwards i found i had contracted the bonzbonic plague and here we are