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me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up

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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

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* * * News Interruption * * *

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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the kids are alright

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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IF YOU'RE TIRED OF HOUSE CATS YOU SHOULD PET A WILD LION!

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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"hit His prostate this" "milk His prostate that"

where are the fucking posts about milking Her prostate.

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Youth fascination with technology

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a win for lesbianism, a loss for feminism