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A part of me wants to think that white parents in horror movies ignoring when their kid says weird shit is inaccurate but then I remember when I was a kid and I told my parents the lady in the kitchen didn't want us living there and they just ignored the fact I told them that

#why does this happen #ghosts #haunted home

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scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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https://sreegs-archive.tumblr.com/post/162012927655/the-artistic-maniac-watch-out-marios-a-fucking

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Watching studio ghibli films and then they whip out some gorgeous homemade meal. Meanwhile my clown ass is eating an uncrustable with a side of monster energy

#studio ghibli

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"You're not supposed to speed when passing"

My brother in christ, that's how we get around cars when we don't have wee woo lights

#police #cops are kinda dumb #If I had a siren #I wouldnt have to speed to pass either

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I swear to god gatorade has to like ripen or something.

Everytime I buy Gatorade (the superior orange ones, fyi) it takes like 2 days for the top actually taste like something

#gatorade

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I always forget that the broadway Homestuck songs were inspired / redos of other songs. Now I hear certain songs and I'm like "wtf is a Homestuck fansong doing on the radio" and the the lyrics start and it all comes back to me

#Broadway homestuck #Homestuck #I was listening to p!nk and Ave Mary A came on. I was immediatly transported to when I was in middle school #Ave Maryam still live rent free in my mind tho

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If I met Taiju Shiba face to face I would simply refer to him as "everyone's least favorite catholic" see also "Religious trauma personified" and "Toxic Jesus Stan"

#tokyo revengers #I wouldnt even come to this mans shoulder and I know I would talk to him like I'm larger and stronger than him

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If Steve went back and stayed in the sacred timeline when he abandoned his friends and all his character development (which I'm unsure of. The whole idea of when the multiverse actually comes into being isn't very clear)

Then that means Sharon would've known Steve as her uncle and made out with him anyways

#marvel #what the fuck sharon? #Anti staron

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A modern equivalent to "you're prettier than Aphrodite"

Would be "Your smile lights up a room" this is due to the fact that according to true crime podcasts, this is a Serial killer's favorite trait in AFAB victims

#shitpost

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I wish I was artistically inclined

To be human by MARINA would be a cool FMAB animatic

#fmab

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I wish I was artistically inclined

To be human by MARINA would be a cool FMAB animatic

#fmab

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How bad are MY daddy issues?

I would marry this man

Even if he was just an old man.

I unironically think King Bradley is hot as FUCK

#fmab #FMAB wrath #FMAB king bradley

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When your dad texts the family group chat after disappearing for 2+ weeks because he was throwing a temper - tantrum because your mom set aside money so she could keep the house he also lives in

#family #this is the lowest quality version of this picture

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I list of scar stories that with the story sound cartoonish, but without sound like a comedy backstory

“The Piano Incident, first woman who saw me freaked out.”

“Mixed a German Sheppard and and golf club, wasn’t pretty”

“Hip surgery at 18″

#true statement #scar stories

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YOU'RE JUST A BABY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE AN ETERNAL WARRIOR. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF÷?!??!

#madoka kaname #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica