people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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i was about to caption this “me every time my friends and i are just trying to have a nice dinner” or something like that until i remembered that that is, in fact, the exact situation going on in the full strip
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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I got a staph infection from the transmasc tattoo artist at the AFAB tattoo parlor cuz sanitizing needles was, quote, “phallic.” When I remarked on the unusual amount of blood i was bleeding, he told me “welcome to AFABhood”
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weak in your light
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We’re not making it out of this one
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i’m raising my son to speak and act and dress like a 19th-century british dandy and today he told me “mamà, today at school a group of miscreants tried to bully me but i bit my thumb at them and said ‘i pity you, that your world is so small, and the wonders therein so few’” so proud of him
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shoutout to crossdressing, jerking off, pain meds, 7$ beverage, and music for keeping me from killing myself at every minor inconvience
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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