shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

eugenia shadow i knew i would love you but i didn’t know i’d love you this much

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

oh my god kristen having true sight to buddy's death and then desperately begging her goddess to bring him back and standing vigil over his dead body while they figure out how to get him back.......... that's so fucked up.

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

Say what you want about Kristen Applebees but she is THE cleric. Chosen one of Helio and even after she left, he still wants her back. Galicaea wanted her to be a cleric of her church and she said no to her face. She became the sole cleric of goddess who she brought back from corruption. All whilst having a C in cleric class.

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

something something sandra lynn was a freshly graduated 18 year old who joined an established adventuring party and then dated a married man who was most likely in his 40s bc man is old enough to be a grandpa something something

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

“average elmville high school has 3 faculty members die a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average elmville high school has 0 faculty members die per year. Aguefort Adventuring Academy, who killed 8 faculty members in three years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

kristen weird reverse ladder climbing down from the wall with her immovable pull-up bar vs kristen trying to use a ribbon to fly and falling out of the tower vs margaret encino falling out of the camera nest to use call to the guards for barry. ally beardsley you have ONE move.

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

fabian asks gorgug if he wants help with the purple worm and gorgug confidently answers he thinks he can take it this turn so fabian switches to the pentacorn.... they're so good at communicating now and their confidence and teamwork and collaboration have come so far since freshman year... bill seacaster would be so proud of them.....

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

also i've been thinking about it, but the description of the last stand being that "no one's ever survived it" probably was a little misleading in terms of whether the bad kids would have a hard time with the test. after all, it's traditionally for students in academic jeopardy, so it's unlikely that a bunch of straight-a, experienced adventurers have taken it very often. it's probably usually for adventuring parties for kids who are on academic probation, like max durden and his friends. they probably wouldn't finish the questions as quickly and the monster waves would just keep coming

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

She sisterhood on my travelling pants till i intrepid heroes sisterhood of the travelling blue blockers

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

" She looks to Sam, then reaches into her purse and takes out a pack of cigarettes; She lights up and leans on the bookshelf; She looks up and clasps her hands in prayer. "

Based off of a bit in the Script I found. Just some real evocative imagery here and I love her so so much.

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

Big horsie

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

his ass is NOT grant o’brien!!!!

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

brennan literally said that the ratgrinders underestimated the bad kids. they don’t know how real adventuring parties are fluid and communicative. they don’t realize that they’ve actually worked for their success, and that it wasn’t just handed to them. they’re so jealous of the bad kids that they’re blind to their genuine strength.

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

eye of the vulture king

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

did a little redraw of the besties who enable each other

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

i'm actually glad i've not been able to celebrate 4/20 bc i could NOT have handled "lapin is canonically gay bc he fucked arthur aguefort" high