boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me*
boy: *hits on me*
me: thanksâŚâŚ butâŚ. no thanksâŚ. iâm old enough to be your motherâŚâŚ..
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you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
âokay, dude, iâm only feeding on you âcause iâm starving and there arenât any hot girls around. no homo.â âwait, youâre gonna suck my blood?â âno, iâm gonna drink your blood. i donât suck, thatâs gay. donât make this weird, broâ
âah, i see youâre staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?â ânah man, itâs just⌠i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they havenât come outâŚâ
âwe do not drink⌠wine.â âokay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?â
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his âsunâs out guns outâ tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
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Try not to fuck up your life this year
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me: *catches myself being judgmental*
me to me: i did not raise u this way
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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
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i think itâs funny how men use myths of female inadequacy to cover for their own shortcomings.Â
like how women are supposed to be horrible drivers, when four out of five serious or fatal crashes in new york are caused by male drivers and research shows that young men (18-24) have a tendency to take high risks, over-evaluate their driving skill and disrespect the rules.Â
or how âwomen are stupidâ, especially with regards to the debate of the wage gap, where men often claim that women earn less because they are less capable, when there are more women studying in higher educations, women are less likely to drop out of higher educations and are more likely to end up with a better degree than men.Â
or how men claim that women talk too much, when research shows that men talk 65% of the time within the family and are more likely to talk in long monologues, whereas women more often offer commentary. Men also are more likely to interrupt; in fact, during a political debate, the former (female) minister of state in denmark was criticized in the media and made fun of for interrupting the current (male) minister of state too often - study found that he had interrupted her 28 times, whereas she only interrupted him 13 times.
or literally uncountable other scenarios. the truth is, male pride today is so inflated and builds on so many lies that it would be laughable - hadnât it been for the fact that these things affect womenâs lives every day. these jokes mean that white women earn 78 cents to a white manâs dollar. they mean that women can be ridiculed even for the things they havenât done. they mean that women, as a gender, are assigned less worth even in the fields where they succeed. they mean that women, as a gender, are devalued and disrespected in every aspect of their professional and private lives.Â
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13 Striking Portraits That Challenge Societyâs Views of Sikh Men
1. Gurjeevan Singh Plahe
2. Magic Singh - Magician
3. Asa Singh - Highway Planner
4. Gurbir Singh - Polo Player
5. Chaz Singh Fliy - Creative Director
6. Ishtmeet Singh Phull - Student
7. Roop Singh - Sikh Storyteller
8. Darshan Singh Bhooi - Retired Businessman
9. Amanpreet Singh - Temple Volunteer
10. Hardeep Singh Kohli - Comedian, Writer, Presenter
Project by Amit & Naroop via Identities.Mic
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concept: the worst is over. everythingâs going to be okay now.
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Was bored at uni, then this happened.
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Pilot Leia by AdamHughes
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