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Okay but Steph and Tim being chaotic idiot besties in Wayne Family Adventures is kinda giving me life

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Your honor, I love them.

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you can’t tell me steph didn’t make a twitter as batgirl to piss bruce off and then did a q&a and when someone asked “Batgirl who is your celebrity crush” she said “Tim Drake-Wayne”

Tim tweets “I’m flattered” and then makes an account as Red Robin just to go “what the fuck”

The people start shipping Batgirl with Tim with the same energy as Lizzo and Chris Evans

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Batfam's favorite holiday songs?

Dick: All I Want For Christmas Is You

Jason: Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

Tim: Winter Wonderland

Damian: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Duke: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Cullen: Last Christmas

Stephanie: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Cassandra: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Barbara: Let It Snow

Harper: Deck the Halls

Carrie: Frosty the Snowman

Kate: Jingle Bell Rock

Alfred: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Bruce: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

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Tim After Pulling Twelve All-Nighters to Track Down Kiteman

Tim: I usually go and sit on a surface not meant to be sat on, because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges. And I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what is and is not a chair.

Steph: Tim, I was feeling good today, man.

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Dick, setting down a Batburger bag: I wish there were some way I could make it better.

Tim: Well, you brought me Jokerized fries. That’s a start.

Dick: Uh, actually, I got you apple slices ’cause they’re healthier.

Tim: ...Apple slices?!?

Tim: What kind of lunatic goes to Batburger and gets fruit?!?

Dick: I’ll be right back!

Tim: And a chocolate shake!

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The most important panel in that entire book

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TIM BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY A GENIUS AND INCREDIBLY DENCE:

Tim: Who do you have a crush on?

Steph: Well... he has blue eyes and puffy black hair. He is rich heart throb that dresses as a bird for kicks at night. He’s also really smart and loves coffee

Tim: You have a crush on Dick?

Steph: wai- no I mean-

Tim: Don’t worry I won’t tell.

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TIM BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY A GENIUS AND INCREDIBLY DENCE part 2:

Steph: Hey Tim are you a top or bottom?

Tim: I’m more of a bottom.

Steph: Really?

Tim: Yeah, the top bunk is kinda scary.

Steph: ...I-

Jason: Do you want me to tell him or...

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TIM BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY A GENIUS AND INCREDIBLY DENCE part 3:

Steph: Do you know CPR?

Tim: Yeah why?

Steph: Cause you’ve just taken my breath aw-

Tim: Are you ok? Did I do something? Are you going through lung failure?

Steph: No I was just-

Tim: Don’t worry I’m calling an ambulance!

Steph: Yeah, the smartest Robin...

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Tim: Honey! I can't find my keys! Have you seen them?

Steph: Check on the counter, you put them there last night.

Tim: I already looked there.

Steph: *walks over to counter and picks up keys* Mhmmmmm..... You were saying?

Tim: *extremely confused* How??!?!?

#tim drake #red robin #robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #batfam #timsteph

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Steph: I can't believe you chose the dog over me!!!

Tim: I didn't chose the dog over you, I just let it sit my lap!

Steph: That's my spot and you know it!

#stephanie brown #batgirl #robin #spoiler #tim drake #red robin #timsteph #batfam

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Tim: (to literally anyone) Have you seen my will to live? I seem to have lost it.

Steph: *walks in*

Tim: There she is!

#tim drake #red robin #robin #stephanie brown #batgirl #spoiler #timsteph #batfam

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Steph: So..... My Darling.... Love of my Life.... Best thing that has ever happened to me....

Steph: How long have you been working on that case file?

Tim: *visibly shaking with multiple coffee mugs infront of him*

Tim: Yes.

Steph: Seems Legit..

#stephanie brown #batgirl #robin #spoiler #red robin #tim drake #batfam #timsteph

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[Justice League meeting about to happen in batcave]

Bruce [to the batfam in the cave]: Hey! Act civilized, we have company!

Barbara: *closes all 15 incognito tabs on batcomputer*

Tim: *stops spraying whipped cream can into mouth*

Stephanie: *finishes family sized bag of doritos, dorito dust is literally everywhere*

Dick: *is hanging from the ceiling from his feet, eating a sandwich*

Jason: *spraypainting "fuck batman" on the wall*

Cassandra: *sharpening her knife collection*

Damian: *hides his new stray cat*

Duke: *being a normal person*

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“Ooh, wha’cha gonna do, Hood? Disappoint me to death?”

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[at a restaurant]

Stephanie: I'll have the Number Eight.

Tim: That's a party platter, Steph.

Stephanie: I know what I am.