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it’s been 3 years since i posted the bella on a chair in new moon gif and i’m still getting notifications of people posting it and i don’t know how to mute it. i’m so tired, free me from this.

#shitforks #that damn gif if going to haunt me for the rest of my life

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today was a very bad day for people with uteruses in the us

i hope you’re all doing as well as you can be given the situation. i truly hope we get out of this mess but chances are looking bad for us.

i’m sorry they failed us.

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i love that the ratatouille jokes from tumblr have transferred to other apps like tiktok and now people are barely becoming aware of the resume names. like yes we’re hiding in the shadows and the word is spreading.

#shitforks #twilight #breaking dawn #eclipse #new moon #twilight rennaisance #twilight post #midnight sun #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #the twilight saga #twilight eclipse #twilight new moon #twilight saga #resume #ratatouille

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Physically Edward could beat me in a fight, but MENTALLY? I’d have that man on the floor in seconds

#my mental health is so bad that i’d have him physically on his knees in 2 seconds #like yeah you’re edward cullen but i’ve had depression and anxiety since i was 8 years old bitch boy #also add my add/adhd? #he doesn’t stand a chance #come on edgelord meet me at the 7/11 parking lot

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one day i’ll be fully back to creating my hot takes that no one cares for and force everyone to read every single one of the dumb thoughts that cross my pea little brain. until then, ily and *don’t* talk shit abt smeyer whenever possible <3

#shitforks #twilight #breaking dawn #eclipse #new moon #twilight rennaisance #twilight post #midnight sun #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #the twilight saga #twilight eclipse #twilight new moon #twilight saga

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someone just inquired about the forbidden book… did any of you actually read passed the 10 first pages? i need to know

#shitforks #twilight #breaking dawn #eclipse #new moon #twilight rennaisance #twilight post #midnight sun #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #the twilight saga #twilight eclipse #twilight new moon #twilight saga

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you asked for it lol: for your take on the twilight universe, what if somebody bit a spider and it turned into a vampire??

what if we got a vampire spider-man from that?

but question, how do you bite a spider? like… is it a thing? does it bite you and as revenge you bite it back? i need answers to your question.

#shitforks #shitforks answers #shitforks questions

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i’d love to answer any random little questions y’all may have about my take on the twilight world. idk if any of my followers are still active but if you are, feel free to send me stuff 🫶🏽

#shitforks #shitforks questions #the twilight saga #twilight saga #twilight #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #jacob black #jake black

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listen I understand why people dislike Jacob because he assaults Bella and is generally very unnecessarily mean throughout eclipse & BD, but you also cannot have discussions about his actions without factoring in that he’s a native american boy written by a racist white woman. it’s not as if Jacob Black is a real person with his own free will that did those things. a white woman wrote him like that to cause tension & conflict between her white primary couple.

#this is why i will die on my protect jacob black hill #<3 fuck that bitch sm*y*r #protect jacob black at all costs #jacob black protection squad<3

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i miss writing silly little stories for @liveforks i won’t lie. maybe one day they’ll come back

#shitforks #twilight #liveforks

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today is National Day of Mourning for Indigenous people. may you get peace and may your ancestors have peace after the atrocities they had to face. may they have the healing they weren’t granted while they walked this earth.

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y’all want my thoughts off when i tried to read twilight from edwin’s pov?

#shitforks #twilight #breaking dawn #eclipse #twilight rennaisance #new moon #smeyer is no thoughts head empty

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she was high on something and it somehow helped her. if it’s one thing she doesn’t do, it’s planning

Remember how Renesmee was nicknamed after the Loch Ness Monster?

And remember that the only known male hybrid is named Nahuel, and there's a lake monster in Argentina named Nahuelito?

Was that . . . was that on purpose? Or was that another weird coincidence, like inventing the Volturi, and planning for them to live in a fictional city in Tuscany called Volturin, only to look at a map and find an actual city named Volterra?

#shitforks #like she’s not bright #in general #full of no thoughts head empty in there #(derogatorily)

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What fuels u to keep using tumblr

Okay I could write a 20 page paper about why this place is more desirable than other platforms but :

Chronological post order

No influencers or corporate personalities

Aggressive monetization & marketing strategies don’t work here

Nobody knows how many followers you have (this is a good thing, trust me, if I had it my way, you wouldn’t even be able to see the number of likes/comments/shares of a post without being its creator)

General anonymity - no pressure to share personal information but the option is always there

Recycled content, this website’s like the radio of social media. Old hit posts from the early 2010s regularly come back in circulation, and trends here actually have staying power. The trends are also organic and not made to sell a song or popularize a product for exactly 1.5 months like tiktok trends that everyone rapidly forgets.

Unlike with Twitter, faceless accounts here are undeniably real people sharing content they like with no incentive to promote products or brands. If somebody gives general advice here, you can be almost certain that it’s not sponsored (and therefore biased toward a certain solution)

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It’s good for the soul okay

#all the fics i’ve written have been things i’ve wanted to read #shitforks

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fellow twilight bloggers I have a question. do you give your url to people you know irl or do you hide it with all of your being

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@bisexualtwilight has made a debut!

i’m gonna make a list of tumblr accs i find on my instagram explore page.

just so i can embarrass all of us

#shitforks finds #shitforks