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heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.

you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!

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I love big run

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I'm participating in Drawings for Gaza, a handful of streams on Twitch where you can donate to people in need in Palestine and decide what our team of artists will draw live.

More info, how to donate and request, and where to find us can all be found here! https://drawingstream4gaza.carrd.co/

We're live at garlandzone on Twitch at the following dates and times:

Monday, Feb 19th at 10PM EST

Friday, Feb 23rd at 2PM EST

Sunday, Feb 25th at 6PM EST

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hey splatoon people! there’s a charity tournament going on on Sunday called Squids for Palestinian Kids, all donations are for the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund. Please register and donate if you can! My team will be there 🦑

https://battlefy.com/squids-for-palestinian-kids/squids-for-palestinian-kids-splatoon-3-charity-cup/65b91fe68c9f89131f26cfa1/info?infoTab=details

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So that cost of living crisis in the UK right now huh?

Hi I'm legally homeless and living out of my friend's spare room, our energy costs are being jacked up and our food budget is taking a pretty bad hit. We really need the extra money.

So my commissions are open with no holds barred! "Nudes?" Sure! "Weird sex stuff?" Fine! "Furries?" A-OK. "Gore?" It would be my pleasure! "Fanart?" Absolutely. "Even Homestuck/Danganronpa/Superwholock fanart?" Yeah if that's what you want. "Robots and mech-type designs?" I will really really really try!

All comms will come with designed and transparent background variants, and a two-tone variant with colours of your choosing! Additionally I am offering complex detailed backgrounds available at a £10 hourly rate!

If you're interested please DM me to discuss details! If you don't want art but still really want to help out of the kindness of your soul, My Kofi can be found here!

Please share if you can! We are attempting to not choose between freezing or starving!

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im glad nobodys been pedantic about the fact that theres actually 13 demomen in that reblog. my bakers dozen of dancing demomen. you will appreciate them.

#admin apollo #not splat #back to yoru regularly scheduled programming of nothing

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Some quick tips for Joe now that I've encountered her!

You're going to feel like you're in a horror movie. That's because you are. Run.

You WILL know when she's locked onto you. Trust me.

She IS that big.

You have a several second period to get out of the way of her attacks, and she only has one. You'll be alright as long as you pay attention to your surroundings. Make sure your teammates aren't in the crossfire!

Unlike Maws, she selects players at random to strike.

There's a several second grace period after she lunges. Use that to gain your bearings, attack her (its the only time you can), whatever.

There is a huge red bulb on her back. That's her weak point. If you can reach it, aim for it.

She WILL be screaming the entire time. Like, actually. Be prepared for that.

Put a little faith in your teammates. If you're not being targetted, focus on the regular bosses for golden eggs.

i still didn't get a single gold scale even though im eggsecutive vp im going to transform into mud.

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Some quick tips for Joe now that I've encountered her!

You're going to feel like you're in a horror movie. That's because you are. Run.

You WILL know when she's locked onto you. Trust me.

She IS that big.

You have a several second period to get out of the way of her attacks, and she only has one. You'll be alright as long as you pay attention to your surroundings. Make sure your teammates aren't in the crossfire!

Unlike Maws, she selects players at random to strike.

There's a several second grace period after she lunges. Use that to gain your bearings, attack her (its the only time you can), whatever.

There is a huge red bulb on her back. That's her weak point. If you can reach it, aim for it.

She WILL be screaming the entire time. Like, actually. Be prepared for that.

Put a little faith in your teammates. If you're not being targetted, focus on the regular bosses for golden eggs.

i still didn't get a single gold scale even though im eggsecutive vp im going to transform into mud.

#good addition!

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THIS IS NOT ABOUT JOE FUCKING BIDEN. ILL KILL YOU.

ONE DOZEN DEMOMAN ATTACK

Some quick tips for Joe now that I've encountered her!

You're going to feel like you're in a horror movie. That's because you are. Run.

You WILL know when she's locked onto you. Trust me.

She IS that big.

You have a several second period to get out of the way of her attacks, and she only has one. You'll be alright as long as you pay attention to your surroundings. Make sure your teammates aren't in the crossfire!

Unlike Maws, she selects players at random to strike.

There's a several second grace period after she lunges. Use that to gain your bearings, attack her (its the only time you can), whatever.

There is a huge red bulb on her back. That's her weak point. If you can reach it, aim for it.

She WILL be screaming the entire time. Like, actually. Be prepared for that.

Put a little faith in your teammates. If you're not being targetted, focus on the regular bosses for golden eggs.

i still didn't get a single gold scale even though im eggsecutive vp im going to transform into mud.

#flashing #long post #admin apollo #sorry for this. maybe.

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Some quick tips for Joe now that I've encountered her!

You're going to feel like you're in a horror movie. That's because you are. Run.

You WILL know when she's locked onto you. Trust me.

She IS that big.

You have a several second period to get out of the way of her attacks, and she only has one. You'll be alright as long as you pay attention to your surroundings. Make sure your teammates aren't in the crossfire!

Unlike Maws, she selects players at random to strike.

There's a several second grace period after she lunges. Use that to gain your bearings, attack her (its the only time you can), whatever.

There is a huge red bulb on her back. That's her weak point. If you can reach it, aim for it.

She WILL be screaming the entire time. Like, actually. Be prepared for that.

Put a little faith in your teammates. If you're not being targetted, focus on the regular bosses for golden eggs.

i still didn't get a single gold scale even though im eggsecutive vp im going to transform into mud.

#admin apollo #guess who got gold on their first tryyyyy #not splat #well it IS splat its just not people saying shit #splatoon 3 #big run

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absolutely unreal that booting up splatoon is how i learned this news

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how you can help palestine

*i regularly update this post with any new info i find so please always reblog the original post*

Donations

palestine children's relief fund

palestine red crescent society

help bring down israel's weapon trade - palaction

save palestine - islamic relief canada

click to donate - arab.org

send medical supplies to gaza - palestinian american medical association

NOTE: journalists based in gaza are saying that donations are not going to help atm. what will help is a demand for ceasefire. so please contact your local MPs every single day demanding as such. palestine need a ceasefire right now, not money (i will update when monetary help is needed)

if you want to donate, do this instead:

help buy e-sims for people in gaza (as it stands, there are enough e-sims purchased for now. i will let you know once they need donations again. if you would like to stay updated, please follow @/Mirna_elhelbawi on twitter)

Petitions

petition to investigate war crimes committed by israeli military

demand ceasefire - amnesty.org

open call for immediate ceasefire

american government call for immediate ceasefire

american government to stop funding israeli military

ceasefire and increase humanitarian assistance - oxfam au

petition to get canva to address their pro-israel stance

they have been deleting private pro-palestine posts

location specific petitions

gaza call for ceasefire - oxfam (UK)

end israeli occupation - parliament uk (UK)

email your MP - medical aid for palestine (UK)

stop fuelling genocide - action network (USA)

ceasefirenow.com - jewishvoiceofpeace (USA)

call congress and demand a ceasefire - uscpr (USA - they provide a script of what you should say, so don't worry about it)

note: you can call everyday. they tally the number of calls per issue. so more calls = higher chance for them to take action. p.s. you mainly go to voicemail so don’t worry about phone call anxiety. fight through it just this once please.

australia call on israel to stop attacking palestinians - apan (AUS)

sign to send letter to MP for ceasefire - nccm (CANADA)

ceasefire now! - ijv (CANADA)

cessez-le-feu et un couloir humanitaire - le mouvement (FRANCE)

write to your député - assemblée nationale (FRANCE)

skydda civilbefolkningen i gaza! - mittskifte (SWEDEN)

singaporeans call for immediate ceasefire (SIN)

contact your elected reps and demand a ceasefire (GERMANY)

write to the EU demanding a ceasefire (EUROPE)

template of letters you can send (EU)

guide on how to contact your MPs in EU

multiple actions you can take to help palestine - plant een olifbloom (NETHERLANDS)

includes: links for donations, emails to MP, emails to media, links to petitions and demonstrations

den haag, maak nú werk van vrede in israël/Palestina - the right forum (NETHERLANDS)

Campaigns

friends of al-aqsa

❥ UK-specific

urge your MP to speak up for palestine

hands off al-aqsa

stop administrative detention

petition for UK to stop arming israel

❥ International

boycott puma — email them to end their partnership with israel

boycott coca-cola

palestine action

join the resistance

islamic relief canada

urge your MP to rally for ceasefire

text/call campaign for people living in USA

text CEASEFIRE @ 51905 to call for a ceasefire

text RESIST @ 50409 to send a letter to your representatives to pass HR3103–a bill that prohibits tax dollars from going to israel

download 5Calls app to contact members of your congress | (more info)

BDS movement

get involved in boycotting companies associated with israel

please let me know if you have any more links. i will add them in. and please reblog the original post!!

UPCOMING PROTESTS

PALESTINIAN LITERATURE READING LIST

#and here too

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This Thanksgiving National Day of Mourning, please consider donating to:

The Native American Rights Fund

Native Wellness Institute

Warrior Women Project

Sitting Bull College

First Nations COVID-19 Response Fund

The Redhawk Native American Art Council

Partnership With Native Americans

First Nations Development Institute

Native American Heritage Association

National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center

[shitpeoplesayinsplatoon]

how you can help palestine

*i regularly update this post with any new info i find so please always reblog the original post*

Donations

palestine children's relief fund

palestine red crescent society

help bring down israel's weapon trade - palaction

save palestine - islamic relief canada

click to donate - arab.org

send medical supplies to gaza - palestinian american medical association

NOTE: journalists based in gaza are saying that donations are not going to help atm. what will help is a demand for ceasefire. so please contact your local MPs every single day demanding as such. palestine need a ceasefire right now, not money (i will update when monetary help is needed)

if you want to donate, do this instead:

help buy e-sims for people in gaza (as it stands, there are enough e-sims purchased for now. i will let you know once they need donations again. if you would like to stay updated, please follow @/Mirna_elhelbawi on twitter)

Petitions

petition to investigate war crimes committed by israeli military

demand ceasefire - amnesty.org

open call for immediate ceasefire

american government call for immediate ceasefire

american government to stop funding israeli military

ceasefire and increase humanitarian assistance - oxfam au

petition to get canva to address their pro-israel stance

they have been deleting private pro-palestine posts

location specific petitions

gaza call for ceasefire - oxfam (UK)

end israeli occupation - parliament uk (UK)

email your MP - medical aid for palestine (UK)

stop fuelling genocide - action network (USA)

ceasefirenow.com - jewishvoiceofpeace (USA)

call congress and demand a ceasefire - uscpr (USA - they provide a script of what you should say, so don't worry about it)

note: you can call everyday. they tally the number of calls per issue. so more calls = higher chance for them to take action. p.s. you mainly go to voicemail so don’t worry about phone call anxiety. fight through it just this once please.

australia call on israel to stop attacking palestinians - apan (AUS)

sign to send letter to MP for ceasefire - nccm (CANADA)

ceasefire now! - ijv (CANADA)

cessez-le-feu et un couloir humanitaire - le mouvement (FRANCE)

write to your député - assemblée nationale (FRANCE)

skydda civilbefolkningen i gaza! - mittskifte (SWEDEN)

singaporeans call for immediate ceasefire (SIN)

contact your elected reps and demand a ceasefire (GERMANY)

write to the EU demanding a ceasefire (EUROPE)

template of letters you can send (EU)

guide on how to contact your MPs in EU

multiple actions you can take to help palestine - plant een olifbloom (NETHERLANDS)

includes: links for donations, emails to MP, emails to media, links to petitions and demonstrations

den haag, maak nú werk van vrede in israël/Palestina - the right forum (NETHERLANDS)

Campaigns

friends of al-aqsa

❥ UK-specific

urge your MP to speak up for palestine

hands off al-aqsa

stop administrative detention

petition for UK to stop arming israel

❥ International

boycott puma — email them to end their partnership with israel

boycott coca-cola

palestine action

join the resistance

islamic relief canada

urge your MP to rally for ceasefire

text/call campaign for people living in USA

text CEASEFIRE @ 51905 to call for a ceasefire

text RESIST @ 50409 to send a letter to your representatives to pass HR3103–a bill that prohibits tax dollars from going to israel

download 5Calls app to contact members of your congress | (more info)

BDS movement

get involved in boycotting companies associated with israel

please let me know if you have any more links. i will add them in. and please reblog the original post!!

UPCOMING PROTESTS

PALESTINIAN LITERATURE READING LIST

#current events

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Games For Gaza Bundle!

Bombing: A Graffiti Sandbox, Runt TTRPG, and Lofty Quest are all included in the #GamesForGaza bundle!

Please consider picking it up to consider picking it up to support Medical Aid for Palestinians.

$10 for 256 titles including TTRPGs and digital games!

#good addition! thank you #current events

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i'm trying to post a long list of informational resources on palestine and tumblr simply will not let me

#current events