Denji: Kishibe told me I need to start thinking before I act
Denji: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and I am confident in my decision
Nayuta: I’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in my life
Denji: I know this and I love you
Power: Frankly I’m offended that you’d ever think it was me who set the kitchen on fire
Aki: So it wasn’t you?
Power: No, it was. I’m just offended
Denji: If I die would you miss me?
Makima: It’s cute you think death will let you scape this relationship
Denji: when I get murderer can you make sure I’m an unsolved case? I want to be in buzzfeed unsolved
Nayuta: that was my original idea
power: my hobbies include being right and petting cats
you have to be kidding me.
If this is foreshadowing…
Kishibe: What state are you in?
Kobeni: Constant anxiety
nayuta: I’m not in a state because Japan doesn’t have states
Denji: sure, having kids sounds wonderful but i once put my hands in boiling water without hesitation so.
Makima: maybe we should just let natural selection run its course.
Denji: In this house we advocate for love and tolerance
[5 minutes later]
Nayuta: *puts down a mug*
Denji: use A FUCKING COASTER-
kishibe: I’m giving up alcohol for a month
Kobeni: Really? that’s great!
Kishibe: Oh wait that came out wrong. I’m giving up, alcohol for a month
Nayuta: *pulls out a gun*
Denji: I said no guns!
Nayuta: I tought you said “no gum”
Denji: But you also brought gum
Nayuta: *opening and cheweing gum* I’m a wildcard
tbh when I started reading chainsaw man the last thing I expected was for denji to end up as a high schooler taking care of the reincarnation of the devil he just eat
Denji: I’m dating Power
Aki: The same Power that got banned from Disneyland for biting Cinderella?
Denji: In her defense she thought it was someone else-
chainsaw man anime by MAPPA