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shitpost-devil · 240 days ago
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Denji: Kishibe told me I need to start thinking before I act

Denji: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and I am confident in my decision

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shitpost-devil · 335 days ago
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Nayuta: I’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in my life

Denji: I know this and I love you

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shitpost-devil · a year ago
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Power: Frankly I’m offended that you’d ever think it was me who set the kitchen on fire

Aki: So it wasn’t you?

Power: No, it was. I’m just offended

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shitpost-devil · a year ago
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Denji: If I die would you miss me?

Makima: It’s cute you think death will let you scape this relationship

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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Denji: when I get murderer can you make sure I’m an unsolved case? I want to be in buzzfeed unsolved

Nayuta:

Nayuta: that was my original idea

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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power: my hobbies include being right and petting cats

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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moshimoshibe:

himeno

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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you have to be kidding me.

If this is foreshadowing…

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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Kishibe: What state are you in?

Kobeni: Constant anxiety

Denji: confusion

nayuta: I’m not in a state because Japan doesn’t have states

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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shitpost-devil:

Denji: sure, having kids sounds wonderful but i once put my hands in boiling water without hesitation so. 

Makima: maybe we should just let natural selection run its course.

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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Denji: In this house we advocate for love and tolerance

[5 minutes later]

Nayuta: *puts down a mug*

Denji: use A FUCKING COASTER-

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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kishibe: I’m giving up alcohol for a month

Kobeni: Really? that’s great!

Kishibe: Oh wait that came out wrong. I’m giving up, alcohol for a month

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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Nayuta: *pulls out a gun*

Denji: I said no guns!

Nayuta: I tought you said “no gum”

Denji: But you also brought gum

Nayuta: *opening and cheweing gum* I’m a wildcard

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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tbh when I started reading chainsaw man the last thing I expected was for denji to end up as a high schooler taking care of the reincarnation of the devil he just eat

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shitpost-devil · 2 years ago
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Denji: I’m dating Power

Aki: The same Power that got banned from Disneyland for biting Cinderella?

Denji: In her defense she thought it was someone else-

Aki: WHO?!

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shitpost-devil · 3 years ago
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animepopheart:

kuro太 」 ☆
⊳ makima (chainsaw man)
✔ republished w/permission
⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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