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shitprettymuchitsays · 3 months
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*to the tune of Waving Through a Window* will I ever be Millie Bobby Brown? Cuz I’m Schnapp Schnapp Schnappin on the glass—
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shitprettymuchitsays · 3 months
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This kid looks like if the youngest kid in Malcolm in the Middle was soggy!
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Jacob: [the Saw series] is just a big flashback before a present day that never comes
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shitprettymuchitsays · 3 months
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Eric: We’re gonna watch Saw V… Superman
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shitprettymuchitsays · 3 months
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*watching saw 3*
Jacob: I know someone who saw their own brain in the mirror—
Eric: SAW??!!
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*sees Gale getting flogged*
Eric: Oh no, the Passion of the Chris! Or wait, he’s Liam dammit…
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Eric: Caesar Flickerman?? I hardly know her-man!!
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shitprettymuchitsays · 3 months
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Alan: it’s the lesser Hemsworth!
Eric: uh, it’s pronounced “Liam”??
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Eric: In space, no one can hear you shit
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shitprettymuchitsays · 3 months
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Mike: No wonder mom divorced you! You’re too ghoulish, papa!!
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character: “I came to like you…”
eric: and then I came to lick you
alan: and then I just came
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Eric: did he just prematurely e-dracula-te?
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character: “you better not be lame, or I’m out!”
eric: me talking to a horse be like
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I've been scrolling through this channel for a bit and I'm so disappointed in myself that I can tell where every single quote is from 😭
Me too man 🥲🥲🥲me too
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She’s doing greenface! She’s being shrekcist!!!
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This blog brings me much joy
I’m so happy bro ty😭
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Jacob: I'm still sad she killed herself but...
Eric: I'M ON THE FENCE!!
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