shitpuncher

shitpuncher

Bitch E. Cheese

dealing out vibe sentences to the terminally stupid. 21, she/they. aesthetic blogging over at @earthmage

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Fun Fact

Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.

shitpuncher·5 hours agoText

pondwitch:

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

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shitpuncher·a day agoText

antirussia:

you’re laughing. i said this is the official charity event of ray-ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99, and you’re laughing.

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shitpuncher·a day agoAnswer

Opinion on women's suffrage?

sufferage? women shouldnt suffer … only a sick fuck would think that

- sasuke

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shitpuncher·2 days agoAnswer
Are you into the Dudes at all

on paper yes but it doesn’t work in practice because of human nature

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shitpuncher·2 days agoText

bonecouch:

“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”

- the alien from Alien (1979)

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shitpuncher·2 days agoAnswer

There’s a freaking CHEETO in the White House and all you’re doing is blogging about sucking anime cock!

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shitpuncher·2 days agoAnswer
tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory

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shitpuncher·2 days agoText

every time i make a man listen to the jagged little pill album by alanis morissette i gain one sanity point

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shitpuncher·3 days agoAnswer

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

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shitpuncher·5 days agoPhoto

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ethan is such a pig

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shitpuncher·5 days agoText

creaturefucker:

bastardoracle:

creaturefucker:

proheromidoriyashouto:

creaturefucker:

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

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