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Sup fellas have not touched this blog in months but as a fellow TMA Stan and knitter I felt obliged to help get the word out so :p

This is a long shot but I’m hoping someone out there has an extra skein of this yarn they’re willing to sell or trade to me.

Yarn inspired by the Magnus Archives! An indie dyer no longer in business, Merry and Mae, made this GORGEOUS vast-inspired yarn. It is worsted weight in the colorway Ex Altiora.

I am willing to pay for the yarn and shipping, or the cost of shipping and I will make you a hat or cowl from any other yarn I have in my stash! You can pick the pattern if you want or I have a bunch of patterns you can pick from and then I will also pay shipping to send it back to you.

I’m starting to get desperate here— if you have some you are willing to part with (even just part of a skein leftover!) PLEASE let me know!

Reblogs for visibility GREATLY appreciated, especially within the tma fandom 💙

#tma #the magnus archives #knitting #wool #tma podcast #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #look id apologise but the autism brain has been distracted by Genshin and SVSSS #plus im actually doing my own magnus knit #the scarf i talked about a while ago im making my friend one #well thats it from me see you all again in 6-8 business years #also yes im aware this is from like a month ago but hey never hurts to help :p

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Reblogging this on my Magnus account because I have no fear

But really I thought until like a good way into s5 (when Martin starts really being a bit of a dick to Jon) that this was intentional. It was meant to make you feel sorry for him. He'd fucked up in the past, but haven't we all? Why would he deserve this?

And maybe it's the neurodivergent loner kid in me but it hurt. To see these people he thought were his friends so freaked out and disgusted by the very thought of him. Like it kept striking me that in s5, especially with the whole 'you're either an avatar or a victim' thing, it'd have to be addressed. That the Crew would realise they were avatars now, they were feeding from it exactly as Jon had been, and that whatever they felt for him as a person, he hadn't deserved that.

And then they meet and Daisy dies and then its business as usual?? And I just didn't get it. Like lads, maybe with the exception of Melanie cause I have no idea how the blind thing works when you think about it but pet peeves aside, you're all avatars now?? Georgie reminding everyone of their mortality. Martin of their loneliness. Basira watching and hunting for Daisy. Like they had to realise the hypocrisy now, even acknowledge it if nothing else? I can take my protagonists being bad people. I can't take it when it's framed as good. And even as late as the final few episodes, they're still treating it like Jon has done all the wrong.

So I guess that's my problem lol, waiting and waiting for the big reveal that everyone realises they're all victims of the fears and Jon being an avatar didn't make him any worse, just a convenient scapegoat. The horror that they were so sucked up in their own narrative they basically helped push the apocalypse in to being, that they were part of the fears all along. But nah he's wrong actually. (Too far? Maybe but idc)

Okay rant over but this has bugged me for ages and you put it into words!!! I was very excited lol.

(Also if anyone knows any fics that acknowledge this drop them!! I'll say pretty please😉)

literally you freak bitches do you not hear yourselves... ooooh it was such an invasion of my privacy that jon cut the cursed bullet out of my necrotic thigh to say me from becoming totally possessed by the slaughter i hate that little freak bitch who just casts his sad wet eyes up at me when i physically maul him because he's the threat he's the danger and this is his fault

#tma #the magnus archives #tma critical #yeah sorry fellas whoo i needed to say that #season 4 made me feel weird #then the start of season 5 happened and i felt better #then Martin started harking on Jon for his literally survival mechanisms in an apocalypse and not caring when he was losing it in Salesa's #and i went noooooooo what are you doing i thought we had progressed!?! #anyway thats my nightly rant done with

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hi hi! i hate to essentially be cold calling people but i wanted to do a tma sexyman poll and i’m trying to get the word out and i’d really appreciate it if you could rb the post @ tmasexymanpoll or just like tell mutuals about it? if not no worries either way i just think it’d be fun to finally settle who the sexiest person in tma is anyway have a good day

Sure of course :p for the record, we all know who the REAL TMA sexyman is friends. Simon Fairchild. Yep you heard it from your local lesbian first, dumb old sky man is officially sexy.

#the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #tma sexyman poll

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Buried domain: somewhere that you are the only thing in existence. There is no air around you, no dirt, not even some sort of empty void. No. If you could remember a time before this, you would realize that there is no more end to your body than to the universe that once was. You’re the only thing that matters, the only matter at all, and you are crushed with significance. You’d scream, if you were naïve enough to think that it would reach anywhere but the inner chambers of your own body. Deep within your unbearable existence, you know that you are all that is.

Ohh I like this cause it toes the line between the buried and the vast which I love, cause they're both opposites and intrinsically intwined at the same time. Very fun to explore :)

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma #the archivist #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the buried #hezekiah wakely #yeah i remember his name now yay!!! #too close i cannot breathe

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corruption domain that's just a carboniferous forest

You!!! You get it!!! Big bug forest!!! I love ancient times!!! But also

The air is sweltering, each breath filling your mouth with a moist heat and settling on your tongue with the foul stench of decay. There is a buzzing in the air, fat flies fed on a steady diet of flesh, no doubt. You stumble, boggy land sucking at your boots and towering trees blocking your path wherever you turn. The buzzing grows louder. You steady yourself against a tree, a putrid mix of moss and mud and something viscous pulsing against your fingers. The buzzing, you realise, isn't a multiple. Isn't a group. It's singular. And it's growing ever closer.

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma #the archivist #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the corruption #the filth #jane prentiss #i tried #tw gross #i guess? #yeah posting for the first time in ages to drop this on yall and bolt #but also im imagining your the worlds weirdest paleontological entomologist and you are having the time of your fucking life

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To be fair I don't think it is physically and/or legally allowed to watch the Big Bang Theory anywhere but a Hot spiral domain. Sorry friends.

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

#the spiral #tma #the magnus archives #and i say this as an offically certified autistic bitch for the first time #yup thats right in a shocking twist the tumble account dedicated to the same joke over and over about the same show is autistic #please hold your gasps #but sorry not sorry BBT sucks #also sweet lord above that image

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Your fantasy escapist dream is superpowers. Mine is a dad who loves me. We are not the same.

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #inspired by my dad being a dick and all those evil person is actually good parent fanfics i read #thanks dad you made me a gay with daddy issues instead of a normal gay #or wait is a normal gay a gay with daddy issues?? #im a dumbass is what this post is saying #also im lesbian as fuck so Elias Bouchard pls be my actual genuine daddy. give me a pat on the back and say good job sport or smnth

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Spiral domain where you go to a cinema and watch Goncharov - 1973 dir. Martin Scorcese.

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #the spiral #the distortion #michael shelley #i fucking adore tumblr wtf #almost as much as Andrey adores Goncharov in this totally real movie #cant believe no one is talking about the scene where they make prolonged eye contact while Andrey drinks out of Gonchorav's whisky glass #best scene imo #unreality

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For the record yes I am aware of TMA2/TMP and I am cautiously excited but I probs won't talk about it much until its actually out cause that will lead me down the "My opinions on the TMA finale are complex and contradictory" rabbit hole and no one wants that. So yeah.

(Basically I have my problems with the finale but one of the few things I like is the ambiguous ending and I want them to keep it, but hey Jonny Sims has pulled me round to stuff I thought I wouldn't like before so no judging before I experience TMP even if it does change the ending)

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spiral domain but it’s just the wizard maze

(https://uquiz.com/quiz/7MbIap/try-to-find-your-way-out-of-my-wizard-maze)

I have no idea what the fuck I just experienced but it is definitely the spiral (I love the wizards)

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the distortion #the spiral #michael shelley #woooh look actually posting an ask it couldnt be me!!

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Okay guys I pinky promise I'll stop procrastinating and post my backlog of asks at some point BUT

It's a good day to be a tumblr bitch who has never had a twitter account fellas

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YOUR fav might be problematic, but my fav is problematic AND hated by the narrative.

Checkmate.

#out of character post #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #yes this post could be referring to elias and it is partially #but i am once again saying handsome jack did no wrong your honour #hes allowed a little murder as a treat #well minus the angel thing she deserved better ngl but apart from that hes never committed a crime ever #yes i have been playing borderlands instead of posting or doing something actually productive why do you ask?

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... soo I was at a con, and at a pride booth. They were selling pride flag shoelaces.

So. I did what I had to. I said (to my fortunately non tumblr friend) "I like your shoelaces, thanks I stole them from the president."

And the dude running the stall turned to me. And said "I haven't heard that in a long time." He fucking recognised it.

Thankfully we just chatted shit about 2014 tumblr but God I think my life flashed before my eyes for a second. Because the code fucking worked guys :')

#not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #out of character post #i wish i was joking #i forgot people could hear me so i just assumed my friend who wouldnt get it was the only one there #how was i supposed to know my life is a horror comedy

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flesh domain that’s just a beach vacation but no matter how much sunscreen you apply you keep burning and peeling and burning and peeling and burning and peeling and burning and peeling and

This is called being Irish. I once got a sunburn on a fucking cloudy day. I have no idea how.

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma podcast #tma #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the flesh #viscera #jared hopworth #if youre wondering yes i *am* celebrating recent events #im sorry i cant help it #...nah im not lmao #but yes the sunburn thing is true it was my brother got it too were both pale as fuck

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Domain of the Vast: A lighthouse on a cliff. A thunderstorm shakes the ground and stirs up the sea below you. You try desperately to point the light at the rocks below to warn the various ships trapped in the giant waves. Tears blur your vision already, but your breath hitches even more as the shouts and cries from the crew members and captains alike somehow reach your ears over the rush of the wind. Lightning strikes periodically, briefly illuminating everything around you. You frantically attempt to memorize where all the rocks stand so you can help the crews as much as possible, but their locations seem to change every time. Each time, moments later, deafening thunder sounds and a new wave of terror and panic washes over you.

Ohhh a light house as a domain of the Vast is such a good take in general. What is more Vastesque than a light in the distance, guiding you to where you need to go but somehow, no matter the distance you travel, it never seems to get any closer. A mirage of safety, of finality, always just tantalisingly out of reach.

Yep I like this one :p Also storms are my jam :p

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #the eye #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the vast #the falling titan #simon fairchild #mike crew #so this is the project peter lukas and simon fairchild bet on :p #i love a good storm vibe tbh #nothing better imo

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...okay I know this is going to out me as a league playing degenerate (yes I started cause of Arcane, yes it was a mistake)

BUT!

I just got fucking elementalist Lux?!??! From the free fucking steel Valkyries orb?? What the fuck??

#league of legends #league #lol #out of character post #not a shitty eyepocalypse domain #luxanna crownguard #lux #elementalist lux #league of legends skins #what the actual fuck is my luck??

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Lonely domain: You had an event you were actually excited for! Maybe meeting with friends you haven't seen in a while, or some distant relatives you like. But when you arrive, no one seems excited to see you back. In fact, they barely acknowledge your presence. You watch as they happily have fun without you, as you have no choice but to trail behind and watch. You wish you could just disappear.

The Lonely grants your wish.

Ouch as the third wheel friend in my friendgroup for a long time (read: neurodivergent) this one hits. But as someone who now has a fucking awesome bestie for life, get fucked Lonely domain!

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the lonely #forsaken #peter lukas #i would be such good fodder for like every fear i swear #its called having an anxiety disorder lmao #but yes my bestie is amazing they fucking slay and i love when he rants about topics they like and he underestimates himself but #theyre actually the bestie fight me dude #they dont use tumblr so they wont see this but get fucked dude now all of tumblr knows how awesome you are!! #okay bestie rant over :p