shitty-sanderssides-theories

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The orange side is the next episode of Sanders Sides... i.e. he doesn't exist

#shitty side theory

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Janus' cape is lined with pockets he keeps suspicious items in, like some back alley drug dealer type guy.

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#sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #janus sanders #hey kid...want some lies?

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Dreamus is getting weaker by the day, even after my hibernation. I no longer have the braincells required to create theories of my own.

#not theory

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anyways dremus has onceler vibes

LEAVE ME ALONE 💔

#not theory

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The orange side is wrath simply because thomas hates carrots

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#sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #orange side

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I'm supposed to be on hiatus, but what the FUCK is going on with the tags from the user I reblogged from?

Virgil refuses to let the sides throw him a birthday party, until Roman promises that they can use Janus as a piñata. Janus objects but Virgil has already agreed to it.

#MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING FOR UNSYMPATHETIC VIRGIL AND ROMAN; GORE; AND INJURY #reply #anyways dreamus out back into my hidey hole

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Will you marry me??

im already married, sorry

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remus uses pee/nis and yee/haw pronouns

(this may or may nOT be an ask from a remus fictive who uses those pronouns)

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#that is amazing #sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #remus sanders

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virgil has a tiny dick but no one believes him when he says its tiny

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#i am LOVING the implication that virgil talks about his little penis frequently #/NSFW/ dude unrelated but in smut fics wth trans guys theyll refer to our peepees as ''little cocks'' and thats fucking HILARIOUS to me #sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #nsfw #virgil sanders

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Roman sleeps on his back with his right arm tucked in underneath him so that in case someone comes in and chops his arm off to disadvantage him in a fight, he can still use his dominant arm. Also to improve his posture. I learned samurai slept with their sword and they did this too.

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#huh intresting #sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #roman sanders

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I feel bad for saying this due to this being a mostly open blog but please do not send theories/headcanons relating to Logicality or Moceit. They make me very uncomfortable (not because there's anything inherently wrong with the ships themselves, it's mostly due to personal issues). I'm sorry :}(

#not theory

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Roman sleeps with his sword under his pillow.

#sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #roman sanders #submission

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janus's room is just an arcade with a fainting couch and a snake tank

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#YES #sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #janus sanders

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Remus and Virgil have dressed up as Lydia Deetz and Beetlejuice every halloween for the past 3 years, without any intention of matching with each other.

#sanders sides #shitty side theory #theory #remus sanders #virgil sanders

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Honestly ur url feels like a lie

Its badjokesbyjeff all over again

#not theory

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Who are you I am from Ancient Greece

There are no women on the Sanders sides universe

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#not theory #reply

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Talyn is not a woman, first of all. They are nonbinary.

There are no women on the Sanders sides universe

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#and anyways mary lee and the girl from just like heaven arent real soooo #reply #misgendering