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Justin Kirk as Jeryd Mencken in Succession season 2

#sexooo #he was not in season 2 . #hello

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by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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Bird that attacks Wheatley from Portal 2

#hey girl

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Gorgeous gorgeous Jewish students say free Palestine

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mod creators are the backbone of our society. for example, i just downloaded a mod that changes george stardew valley to hector salamanca. incredible!

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

#they are so normal #free stripes for humans

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alet pilon

don’t worry, 2016

chicken wire, paper mache, plaster bandage, wool blanket, cotton bandage

#fav #oh my heart

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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

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I am so busy keeping my head above water that I scarcely know who I am, much less who anyone else is.

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

#i hate never broken a bone ppl sorry #not my fault im a faller

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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

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was talking about the roy siblings to my friend and she was like "why do you call them Kids"

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i think that stewy hosseini can teleport

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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?

god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath