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I’m suffering, if anyone has any tips or advice please PLEASE share!

Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

#please help I need it to stop #weather #barometric pressure #chronic illness #chronic pain #migraines #SUFFERING

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

#GPOY #texty text #school

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i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!

#ooh yay #boop

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*tips proboscus*

M’laria

#PFFT #malaria #hype about the pipeline vaccines am I right #texty text

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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#lol #Hannibal #uquiz

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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#lol #Hannibal #uquiz

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“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

#omg #texty text #video games

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“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

#omg #texty text #video games

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heavenly father it’s been an honor

#booping you all #JACKLESSALUTE #april fool's day #boop

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#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

#april fool's day #boop #the good place

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when 23 year olds say “im getting old” cause they get excited by mundane things…for the love of. we used to get excited by BOXES as toddlers. maybe we’re just reverting to our childlike joy did u ever think about THAT.

#YES YES YES #PLEASE #positivity #adulthood #childhood #happy tag

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#april fool's day #confession #supernatural

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“this is just facebook poking but with paws” okay AND???? get booped idiot

#BOOP #freaking love this

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#amen #april fool's day #boop

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tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour is both a) not something I'm seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience

#love this for the teens #olivia rodrigo #Disney channel #queer #chappell roan

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today we celebrate Esther for being nasty hot and sleeping with the right dude. thank u for risking your sugar daddy and also your life. from the bottom of my heart, you fucking rock. now, please join me in doing a shot in her honor.

#amen #purim #thats it thats literally purim #Jewish #Judaism #Esther

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#long covid #covid isn't over #pandemic #covid 19 #please wear a mask #I’m so tired of being the only one